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A few years ago George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, a very attractive woman, and a rather unattractive woman were riding on a train.
Suddenly, the train entered a tunnel and everything went dark. A loud 'SLAP' was heard. Just then, the train exited the tunnel and everyone was able to see again. Bill Clinton was rubbing a rather angry looking red spot on the side of his face. The unattractive woman thought to herself "I guess Bill must've grabbed that attractive woman and she slapped him." The attractive woman was thinking to herself "Ol' Bill must have reached for that unattractive woman thinking she was me, and she slapped him." Bill Clinton was thinking to himself "George W. must have grabbed that attractive woman, and she thought it was me and she slapped me." George W. Bush was thinking to himself "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can smack him again..." |
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A few years ago George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, a very attractive woman, and a rather unattractive woman were riding on a train. Suddenly, the train entered a tunnel and everything went dark. A loud 'SLAP' was heard. Just then, the train exited the tunnel and everyone was able to see again. Bill Clinton was rubbing a rather angry looking red spot on the side of his face. The unattractive woman thought to herself "I guess Bill must've grabbed that attractive woman and she slapped him." The attractive woman was thinking to herself "Ol' Bill must have reached for that unattractive woman thinking she was me, and she slapped him." Bill Clinton was thinking to himself "George W. must have grabbed that attractive woman, and she thought it was me and she slapped me." George W. Bush was thinking to himself "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can smack him again..." |
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Tue 01/10/12 11:02 AM
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A few years ago George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, a very attractive woman, and a rather unattractive woman were riding on a train. Suddenly, the train entered a tunnel and everything went dark. A loud 'SLAP' was heard. Just then, the train exited the tunnel and everyone was able to see again. Bill Clinton was rubbing a rather angry looking red spot on the side of his face. The unattractive woman thought to herself "I guess Bill must've grabbed that attractive woman and she slapped him." The attractive woman was thinking to herself "Ol' Bill must have reached for that unattractive woman thinking she was me, and she slapped him." Bill Clinton was thinking to himself "George W. must have grabbed that attractive woman, and she thought it was me and she slapped me." George W. Bush was thinking to himself "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can smack him again..." |
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Yeah.. That was a good one!
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Rofl Rofl Rofl
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