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| Topic: The Ash and Mike show | |
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Awe, babykins. :( I'll warm you up. :D Save some skittle for me. :D Taste the rainbow. I.... No, I better not. :X |
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Gross, why do dogs chew on cigarette butts?
My dog now smells like an ash-tray. |
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..because they're color blind and don't actually know what they're chewing on.
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..because they're color blind and don't actually know what they're chewing on. Wait what? I'm not sure color has anything to do with it. |
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Sure it does.
Just look at the bull. Sure matador's use red flags, but in reality, the bull is attracted more to movement than the color red itself; because, truth in point, a bull is color blind. It'd work just as easily with a yellow, blue, or orange flag. Notice how the matador himself, doesn't move? Dogs will chew on basically anything that has a 'smell' to it. Thus why some love chomping on shoes, digging through the trash, sniffing another dog's a**.. It makes sense, well, to me.. and, uh, dogs. :D |
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..then again, maybe it's scent.
If I was dog, and you just tossed something that had your sexy lip scent on it.. I'd not only chew on it; I'd be humping it.. raw dawg.. Know what I mean? :D |
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Humping something that.. oh nevermind. I'm too tired to get into that.
I always figured it was just about scent. However I'm pretty sure dogs can get addicted to tobacco, but anyway .. I should attempt sleep. |
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LoL
Yeah, baby, you know I'd hump your scent. Any. Freaking. Day. 
Alright, sexy. 
You have some dirty, yet sweet dreams. I'll be in soon to make sure. Rawr! MWAH! xoxoxoxox |
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Can't sleep...
Yet again. Wide awake... ...maybe I'll write. Yeah, that should fry my brain. ...maybe. |
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Just turn on your PS3
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..then I'll get involved in Skyrim, n I'll never sleep.
o.o |
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 Good morning guys!!!! Well it would be a good morning if it hadn't snowed lats night. how are my two favorite young men doing????
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Good morning guys!!!! Well it would be a good morning if it hadn't snowed lats night. how are my two favorite young men doing????
Awesome as ever. How about you? :D |
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meh
 Getting ready for work. Wish it was Sat. so I didn't have to get out in the snow
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  Pulls up a seat, gets the popcorn, gets ready to watch the show.
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meh Getting ready for work. Wish it was Sat. so I didn't have to get out in the snow
Yeah, heard that. :/ Well, actually, no I didn't.. it didn't snow here. :O |
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LMAO... Man religious people crack me up..
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Just turn on your PS3  or computer n play d3
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Well.. Its hard to be a manager at nudist beach n be the salesman at super dildo store at same time I'll be back at beach till March and... Make sure you visit our super dildo store. Unfortunately, New years stock is sold out
But I put a down payment on a "double dong dildo". 
I AM still getting that, right?!?!
I DEMAND TO KNOW THE STATUS OF MY "DOUBLE DONG" NOW! |
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*stands on tippy-toes*
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