Breakfast at a cafe, I have used for almost a year. I took my glasses off to read and the waitress stuck her face into mine and said:"I have never really looked at your face before, you have the bluest eyes and so much character in your face you are so handsome." I guess the years of getting my nose and face busted at the dojo are paying off.

Next a quick massage across the street; petit Asian girl. I asked her to put some salonpas patches on me when she was done. I felt her put them on, then felt her slap them, then she reared back and punched them. I mean 6-7 punches and hammer fists. What is up with that?

Finally, asked the lady at the library how she was- "I'm terrific" Well how are you terrific-"I have a great outlook on life", well how did you get this great outlook? "A lot of hard work and thousands of dollars in therapy"

And so it goes. How was your day?

If I told you , it would only send you into a deep depression requiring many thousands of more dollars of therapy , and I'm not going to have that on my conscience .
Nope, ain't goin there.