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| Topic: ''''' Funny Pick Up Lines ''''' | |
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You aint the HOTTEST guy here tonight,But beauty is only a light--- switch away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thats not funny. Thats a put down. I did laugh though
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Thats a good one (writes it down)
Will it work?? |
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Is that windex on your pants cause I can see myself in them!!
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that's funny!
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I answered your instant message beau!!
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hmmmm, how bout, ur daddy must have been in construction, cuz ur a brick house. lol
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you must be from tennessee cause your the only ten I see!
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are ur feet tired? cuz u been runnin through my mind all day.
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want some fries with that shake????? corny but i had to keep up.
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wow u have a nice frame I can picture myself in it!
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thats a good one
nice shoes, wanna f**k |
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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i get the legs one alot, could be cuz they r a mile long, lol
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Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
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you legs aren't as long as mine!!
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