A newly married couple lays down for the first time together after getting married. She turns to him and says,

"Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

He smiles and says, "OK, we'll put it like this. Your private part we will call the prison, and my private part we'll call the prisoner. All we do is, put the prisoner in the prison."

She smiles and says, "OK."

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards the guy is laying on his back, smiling with satisfaction when his wife turns to him, nudging him, she says, 'Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning he smiles, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second go around, he is even more exhausted, and reaches for his cigarettes, but again, she nudges him and says, "Honey, he escaped again."

Stepping up to the challenge, though on shaky legs, he answers her desire. Indeed, she was truly enjoying the new experience.

This time, he laid down completely exhausted. Soon after, she nudged him again, "Honey he escaped again.."

He turns and screams at her, "Dayum woman, it's not a life sentence!"

It's a good thing " the prisoner didn't get the death penalty

lol, say that again..