Before I got my job I was just an amateur at copping out. My best cop out was the woman that thou gavest me gave me the apple. But I have evolved so much since then. Last night when the old Colonel Major resident looked at me to intervene on his behalf with the nurse. I just gave him that look, "What can I say. She out ranks me." But before that when the RN female resident was told that the LPN wasn't allowed to help her because he hadn't got his license, yet because he is still in training all I could do was laugh with her and agree with her that his not helping her was a cop out.

I just love the old colonel major. I was able to soothe his bruised ego when the nurse told him that it wasn't his job to help.

There is nothing that can compare with being a bottom feeder at the bottom of the ocean.

bottom feeder

leech, or in other words a total lack of responsibility to provide for oneself. Relies heavily upon friends, neighbors or anyone really for sustenance. a slacker through and through.
Bart wakes up and thinks to himself, "dang, i dont have any money still" so he leaves his wallet at home on purpose and later says to his friends, "Whoops, I forgot my wallet today again, could you please buy my lunch again?" what a bottom feeder.

a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person.

term used to describe the boomerang child who returns to the family home to take up adult residence in the basement
Carl finished college and immediately assumed the position of bottom feeder.

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.
"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

The absolute lowest and filthiest form of life, that is so much of a scumball that every living and non-living peice of matter would benefit from it's/their death.

Hey RT....you been talking to yourself?????

Yeah.

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.
"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

I think this one describes me best of all the ones I was looking at in urban dictionary.

I'm listening!