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Topic: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY???? - part 2
luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 02/17/12 02:55 PM





The same thing that I do every day . . .

:banana: PINKY AND THE BRAIN ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! :banana:

When I do take over the world, only a few people will be in my inner circle. So, what will you try to bribe me with?
My one remaining perfect boob!laugh laugh


noway I already called dibs on that!
QUIT STALKING ME AND MESSING UP MY JOKES!:angry:

SHEEEEEEEEEESH!whoa

doc_dog's photo
Fri 02/17/12 04:18 PM





The same thing that I do every day . . .

:banana: PINKY AND THE BRAIN ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! :banana:

When I do take over the world, only a few people will be in my inner circle. So, what will you try to bribe me with?
My one remaining perfect boob!laugh laugh


noway I already called dibs on that!

Geez, thought that was mine. Whatever...

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 02/17/12 04:20 PM






The same thing that I do every day . . .

:banana: PINKY AND THE BRAIN ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! :banana:

When I do take over the world, only a few people will be in my inner circle. So, what will you try to bribe me with?
My one remaining perfect boob!laugh laugh


noway I already called dibs on that!

Geez, thought that was mine. Whatever...
rofl rofl rofl

I said, "Skippy" today, but I forgot the "Damn".oops

I try to be like you, but I just cant!sad

doc_dog's photo
Fri 02/17/12 04:22 PM







The same thing that I do every day . . .

:banana: PINKY AND THE BRAIN ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! :banana:

When I do take over the world, only a few people will be in my inner circle. So, what will you try to bribe me with?
My one remaining perfect boob!laugh laugh


noway I already called dibs on that!

Geez, thought that was mine. Whatever...
rofl rofl rofl

I said, "Skippy" today, but I forgot the "Damn".oops

I try to be like you, but I just cant!sad

Wait a minute. I was trying to be like YOU. Aww, must be love!!!:heart: love flowerforyou smitten flowers pitchfork :banana: drool blushing smooched

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 02/17/12 05:12 PM




The same thing that I do every day . . .

:banana: PINKY AND THE BRAIN ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! :banana:

When I do take over the world, only a few people will be in my inner circle. So, what will you try to bribe me with?
My one remaining perfect boob!laugh laugh


Are you referring to a person or to a body part?
The Free Dictionary defines "boob" as "A stupid or foolish person; a dolt."

SilentlyScreaming's photo
Fri 02/17/12 05:38 PM
Finish cleaning up the kitchen because i destroyed it making dinner

then eat some of my DELICIOUS chicken and dumplings

then spend a while with this guy i kind of have a thing for...

then fight the dog i'm watching for a spot on the bed



sounds like a good night to me!

doc_dog's photo
Fri 02/17/12 05:46 PM
Honey, sounds like a great evening. Happy for you sweetie!

My night? Possible, well probable, ankle elevation. OK, folks. How many times I gotta remind ya to get those minds outta that gutter? Weather is changin and ankles are swelling, lol.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 02/17/12 05:46 PM

Finish cleaning up the kitchen because i destroyed it making dinner

then eat some of my DELICIOUS chicken and dumplings

then spend a while with this guy i kind of have a thing for...

then fight the dog i'm watching for a spot on the bed



sounds like a good night to me!


You could always help me take over the world. In return, I'd give you a place in my inner circle.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Fri 02/17/12 07:36 PM
Bible study all. Toddles!

Ash36's photo
Fri 02/17/12 09:59 PM
Sleep

irisheyes79's photo
Sat 02/18/12 06:55 AM
jerk off

doc_dog's photo
Sat 02/18/12 08:22 AM
Send video, please.

Today I plan to watch videos of Johnny all day.

Lizajane_thatsme's photo
Sat 02/18/12 08:41 AM
Wait for the sun to come out......

irisheyes79's photo
Sat 02/18/12 09:26 AM

Send video, please.

Today I plan to watch videos of Johnny all day.
bigsmile

doc_dog's photo
Sat 02/18/12 11:53 AM
Johnny, please email the vids to my yahoo account. I don't have messenger set up here. Please and thank you. laugh bigsmile

Sneaksintoyourheart's photo
Sat 02/18/12 11:56 AM
rest up an head out again for while get away from the noisy house

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 02/18/12 12:12 PM

jerk off
That was pretty fun yesterday,

so im gonna jerk off, with Johnny again.

I wonder if Ujgearhead is cumming again!laugh

doc_dog's photo
Sat 02/18/12 12:13 PM


jerk off
That was pretty fun yesterday,

so im gonna jerk off, with Johnny again.

I wonder if Ujgearhead is cumming again!laugh

May I please join the circle?

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 02/18/12 02:18 PM


jerk off
That was pretty fun yesterday,

so im gonna jerk off, with Johnny again.

I wonder if Ujgearhead is cumming again!laugh


Of course I am! It sure beats going to work just to find out that I'm one jack off for all I want to do. Especially for the one stoked car that needs a rod pulled. I just hope it didn't twist the crank.... I wouldn't yank you about that.

doc_dog's photo
Sat 02/18/12 02:27 PM
That was the best use of mechanics jokes ever compiled in one post. Bravo dude!

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