I wish I had a hacker...maybe they could give me tips on how to spruce up my profile!

5 seconds?

With my computer its more like 5 minutes!

Sorry, but today does suck!

But I am thankful to be alive............sometimes.

Today is ok cuz I got my chores done. Can we say football weekend??

Sorry today's sucking for you :( I'm not always thankful myself cause I know as a Christian that what may be ahead is as good as it gets but you just gotta live it, sucky or not

Thank you sister!

I hear you, and that is oh so true.

Ive made it more than half way, is the way I figure it.

Thats if I live to be 100, (not likely).

It could ALWAYS be worse. Your head could be on fire!

But was it an impressive barf? Lol, that is the question, did you make it to the bathroom or did u grab a trash can? Did anyone else almost barf by hearing you barf?

Feel better soon :) You made me laugh, does that help?

Well, I keep telling you a couple ways that might fix that........

You're welcomed :) The rate our country/world is going ,no one our age will live to be 100! I'm here for the ride though!!

It's better when you have one of those power pukes that go halfway across the room. Best when it's one that puts your boss in danger (good chance then he'll/she'll let you have as much time off that you want).

I made it home safe and sound and that my friends makes today a good day!

Ewwwwwwww.

Im outta here.

I dont want to talk about barfing,

it makes me barf!

There is a movie you can rent called "Bridesmaids", there is a scene in it where most of them get food poisoning, it's a Must Watch !

If you want, you can find that scene by itself on Youtube.

today doesnt suck because:

I woke up in a FATNASTIC mood and had lots of energy which is rare! i'm generally NOT a morning person!

We had our pollyanna lunch thing at work, with free chinese food, and cake and cookies... not to mention that i have the BEST coworkers in the world!! It was tons of fun!

Then I went to visit my grandmother who I havent seen in about a month... at and had some tea and talked... it was great

and on top of that, i've been chatting all day with some awesome guy who i sort of kind of like..

I guess I cant complain too much!

Ummmm..... 49>(100x.5) *Double checks his math........*

After having foot surgery and being laid up for almost 7 wks, got my driving privledges back!!!

I was just gonna ask, where in the hayyyyyyyyyyall you have been?

I missed you Chi-Chi!

Just had a Johnny Carson best of marathon. Today definitely DOES NOT suck.

..they say that any day you spend above ground rather than below it is a good day..but that still doesn't mean ya can't bytch about it..