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| Topic: Leigh's "Steamy" Poetry Thread..Don't be shy, I'll go first! | |
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My First Time ...milking a cow  LMAOooooooooO
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A Cat
Why a cat is better than a man A cat needn't be right all of the time Or leave up the toilet seat Or hog the TV remote control Or complain if you turn up the heat Or complain about your mother Or grill you 'bout other cats you've known Or feel the need to finish your sentences Or complain if you use the phone Or say you look better when wearing high heels Or make jokes at your expense Or proudly sport a beer belly Yet still flirt o'er the garden fence Or complain if its dinner comes out of a can Or act like a baby when sick Or need a rottweiler to make it feel macho Or have its brain controlled by its dick |
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The Visit Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! 
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The Frog and The Princess
The Frog and the Princess Once upon a time, in a land far away, While resting from her morning jog A beautiful, self-assured princess Happened upon a frog She was contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. Of which she was very fond The frog hopped into her lap "Elegant Lady, I'm a handsome prince, An evil witch cast a spell on me. I've been amphibious ever since.. One kiss from you, however, And I'll be like the new James Bond, but blonder And then, my sweet, we can marry And live in your castle yonder.. ...With my mother, Where you can prepare our meals and such Clean our clothes, bear my children, And be grateful ever so much". That night the princess dined on lightly sautéed frogs legs On the table, were the remains of her Beau And chuckling to herself she said: "I don't f**king think so |
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A Cat Why a cat is better than a man A cat needn't be right all of the time Or leave up the toilet seat Or hog the TV remote control Or complain if you turn up the heat Or complain about your mother Or grill you 'bout other cats you've known Or feel the need to finish your sentences Or complain if you use the phone Or say you look better when wearing high heels Or make jokes at your expense Or proudly sport a beer belly Yet still flirt o'er the garden fence Or complain if its dinner comes out of a can Or act like a baby when sick Or need a rottweiler to make it feel macho Or have its brain controlled by its dick  
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Dont stop now Turtle!
You didnt read the best one! 
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The Frog and The Princess That night the princess dined on lightly sautéed frogs legs On the table, were the remains of her Beau And chuckling to herself she said: "I don't f**king think so 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 01/22/12 07:27 AM
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The Frog and The Princess That night the princess dined on lightly sautéed frogs legs On the table, were the remains of her Beau And chuckling to herself she said: "I don't f**king think so
it was my favorite.
Probably because it had the "F" word in it.   
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The Frog and The Princess That night the princess dined on lightly sautéed frogs legs On the table, were the remains of her Beau And chuckling to herself she said: "I don't f**king think so
it was my favorite.
Probably because it had the "F" word in it.
*shaking my head*
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  You are just SOOOOOOOO BaD Roberta.
But,,,they are very COOL.....
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Touch Oh baby I want so much, to feel the gentleness of your touch. The warmth of your breath against my skin. The feeling of pleasure as you enter within. I want to end this enticing suspense, The excitement it's built has been intense. You know I want our fevered heat, to end into something soft and sweet. And after our bodies have collided, and the fever has subsided. I still want to have you hold me. I ask you this ever so boldly: Will I have to wait and give it time, or do you want me the same.... I need a sign. JMI |
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Touch Oh baby I want so much, to feel the gentleness of your touch. The warmth of your breath against my skin. The feeling of pleasure as you enter within. I want to end this enticing suspense, The excitement it's built has been intense. You know I want our fevered heat, to end into something soft and sweet. And after our bodies have collided, and the fever has subsided. I still want to have you hold me. I ask you this ever so boldly: Will I have to wait and give it time, or do you want me the same.... I need a sign. JMI  <----its NOT the BEST,,,but,,
HERE'S MY SIGN.. 
Hot and Spicy,,,,to soft and HEATED,,worthy to be repeated..
Very Cool Jemare...  and SEXY....
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You guys!!! What am I gonna do??? I just just truly happy and in love. You know I can only write schitt when I am infatuated superficially and falsely or miserable!!! I am going to have to write non-fiction articles. UGH!!
If I wrote a poem it would be: Kevin is hot. Kevin is sexy. I love Kevin. Kevin is the greatest. Kevin is so wonderful. Kevin is so understanding. Kevin is so smart. Kevin is so talented. Etc. etc. I know you are all going "For the love of god, Terri, shut up about Kevin........" LOL. |
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My First Time The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best to place my hand on her breast I remember my fear my fast beating heart but slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did I felt no shame as all at once the white stuff came At last it was finished it's all over now, my first time ...milking a cow
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Touch Oh baby I want so much, to feel the gentleness of your touch. The warmth of your breath against my skin. The feeling of pleasure as you enter within. I want to end this enticing suspense, The excitement it's built has been intense. You know I want our fevered heat, to end into something soft and sweet. And after our bodies have collided, and the fever has subsided. I still want to have you hold me. I ask you this ever so boldly: Will I have to wait and give it time, or do you want me the same.... I need a sign. JMI  ....Steam good....
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Touch Oh baby I want so much, to feel the gentleness of your touch. The warmth of your breath against my skin. The feeling of pleasure as you enter within. I want to end this enticing suspense, The excitement it's built has been intense. You know I want our fevered heat, to end into something soft and sweet. And after our bodies have collided, and the fever has subsided. I still want to have you hold me. I ask you this ever so boldly: Will I have to wait and give it time, or do you want me the same.... I need a sign. JMI ....Steam good....
Or good steam.....
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you feel hot breath on your skin as i kiss
caressing your soul with my mind into bliss heartbeats entwining beating in time ecstasy & passion floods through your mind. static electricity between our skin my tongue finds the SPOT and i begin. startled excitement with the very first lick if i stay on the spot you're sure to cum quick. i'll get you close then back off and tease, til you cant take no more, your ready for release. your body trembling ready to explode thats when i slide in nice and slow. |
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I need a ciggy.....
It's burning up in here...
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I really like the "caressing your soul with my mind" part. Those are fantastic words.
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