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Topic: You know you want me, so give it to me!!
luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/13/11 08:56 AM



She walks up to a good looking guy standing at the bar and places her hand on his azz...Gently caressing that azz, she leans forward and whispers softly in his ear...Excuse me, is this seat taken......bigsmile


And the winner of the best pick up line ever, has got to be Leigh!








Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool


smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten
I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork

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Tue 12/13/11 08:57 AM




She walks up to a good looking guy standing at the bar and places her hand on his azz...Gently caressing that azz, she leans forward and whispers softly in his ear...Excuse me, is this seat taken......bigsmile


And the winner of the best pick up line ever, has got to be Leigh!








Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool


smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten
I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork


Only after he offered it...:angel:

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/13/11 10:02 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 12/13/11 10:07 AM




Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!

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Tue 12/13/11 12:28 PM





Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/13/11 12:47 PM






Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Tue 12/13/11 12:53 PM







Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/13/11 12:54 PM








Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked
Sounds about like me. I miss those days!

It gets alot harder when you get older.

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Tue 12/13/11 01:04 PM









Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked
Sounds about like me. I miss those days!

It gets alot harder when you get older.


I don't know Kitten...I wouldn't trade one single experience, not one...It was a blast....smitten But so is now....shades

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 12/13/11 01:12 PM










Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked
Sounds about like me. I miss those days!

It gets alot harder when you get older.


I don't know Kitten...I wouldn't trade one single experience, not one...It was a blast....smitten But so is now....shades
Thats cause your stunningly beautiful, and your world is an oyster, much unlike mine.

no photo
Tue 12/13/11 02:19 PM











Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked
Sounds about like me. I miss those days!

It gets alot harder when you get older.


I don't know Kitten...I wouldn't trade one single experience, not one...It was a blast....smitten But so is now....shades
Thats cause your stunningly beautiful, and your world is an oyster, much unlike mine.


You are BEAUTIFUL, you are SMART, you are LOVED and ADORED by all who know you, you are WOMAN....Now ROAR damn it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pitchfork

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

ujGearhead's photo
Wed 12/14/11 12:42 AM











Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked
Sounds about like me. I miss those days!

It gets alot harder when you get older.


I don't know Kitten...I wouldn't trade one single experience, not one...It was a blast....smitten But so is now....shades
Thats cause your stunningly beautiful, and your world is an oyster, much unlike mine.


Why would somebody WANT to live in a slimy oyster? I'd think that a pineapple would be much more fun.

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Wed 12/14/11 03:27 AM












Thank you Kitten:heart: ...Call me, I'll tell you how the night ended!drool



I bet I know bigsmile

You took his seat!pitchfork



Only after he offered it...:angel:

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!


You bet!!bigsmile
YOU GO GIRL!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

WOOOO HOOO!!:banana: :banana: :banana:


What can I say, graduated high school in 1967...flower child of the 60's .....and the seventies was All about drugs, sex, and rock and roll.....shocked
Sounds about like me. I miss those days!

It gets alot harder when you get older.


I don't know Kitten...I wouldn't trade one single experience, not one...It was a blast....smitten But so is now....shades
Thats cause your stunningly beautiful, and your world is an oyster, much unlike mine.


Why would somebody WANT to live in a slimy oyster? I'd think that a pineapple would be much more fun.


Or a prickly pear tree...:laughing:

waving

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Wed 12/14/11 03:31 AM
Morning Michael!waving On the third day of CHRISTMAS....


"There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries" ...

W. J. Cameron...

flowerforyou

CanonShooter's photo
Wed 12/14/11 06:35 AM
Technically not pickup lines, but they're the closest thing I have. I'm not old enough to know any good ones yet, so cut me some slack. Also, they are for the most part...geeky.

"Let's play WoW (world of warcraft). I'll be your mount and we'll craft a lvl 1 Human."

"You smell delicious. I bet you taste just as good."

"You're hotter than my graphics card heatsink under a full load."

"When I saw you, my camera flash popped up...and fired."


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