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it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail 
I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions. Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money. 
Well, now you can just sit in that Mexican jail and wait for one of your other girlfriends to bail you out. 
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it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail
I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions. Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money.
Well, now you can just sit in that Mexican jail and wait for one of your other girlfriends to bail you out.
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it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail
I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions. Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money.
Well, now you can just sit in that Mexican jail and wait for one of your other girlfriends to bail you out.
OMG LOL swift kick in the butt for you ManO |
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it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail
I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions. Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money.
Well, now you can just sit in that Mexican jail and wait for one of your other girlfriends to bail you out.
OMG LOL swift kick in the butt for you ManO 
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it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail
I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions. Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money.
Well, now you can just sit in that Mexican jail and wait for one of your other girlfriends to bail you out.
OMG LOL swift kick in the butt for you ManO
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If I were Santa I'd get together with the Sand Man and make sure everyone had a good night's sleep
 . Everyone would feel better in the morning after a good night's sleep. Then they could have the energy to tackle the pile of bills from Christmas  
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If I were Santa I'd get together with the Sand Man and make sure everyone had a good night's sleep . Everyone would feel better in the morning after a good night's sleep. Then they could have the energy to tackle the pile of bills from Christmas
I don't have any Christmas bills but sure could use the sleep to tackle these mindless parties that my company is making me attend. Someone please shoot me now. 
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Navygirl I'll get a message to the sand man through the Easter Bunny so you can get that good nights sleep.
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I would offer Water a long ride on my sled.
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I would offer Water a long ride on my sled. Well gosh Tiger only if I get to brush your tail  
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Who said I'm not Santa? Maybe I'm getting my reindeer ready at this very moment.
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I would show people that are making foolish decisions what will happen if they continue on their path...yeah, I know that's the Ghosts of Christmas's job but oh well. They don't do it to enough people and I am magical Santa and I know several people who need a boot in the arse.
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What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts?? \ make sure no one was alone on Christmas I have heard so many say on here that they will be alone on Christmas....we should have an Alone On Christmas meet up somewhere
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What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts?? \ make sure no one was alone on Christmas I have heard so many say on here that they will be alone on Christmas....we should have an Alone On Christmas meet up somewhere
that would be sweet :) |
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If I were Mrs. Santa, Can't help it! ..... I enjoy being a woman ha ha ha  
I would suggest for Santa to get my man.  right at my door. My nights are not fun, they are pitch dark and cold...very cold!
Tan tan ...end of story.
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I would give everyone joy and the gift of compassion for others.
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I would travel around the world spreading joy through my vast dirty joke collection. I think people lose sight of just how happy it makes them are after hearing a well told dirty joke...
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Navygirl I'll get a message to the sand man through the Easter Bunny so you can get that good nights sleep.
Oh, you are so sweet. Bring on the sandman!!! 
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