EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER ON THE TOILET

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

... Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."


And, "I used to keep an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."

LOL


I really like Number 8 & Number 3

haha . Really ? Number six .. ;)

Number 2 for me

No pun intended, right?

That Guy was thinking too!
How to save money on a plumber,so he decided to unplug his Crapper with an M-80 Firecracker!
Unplugged it alright!


http://www.hans-wurst.net/video/rohrverstopfung-beseitigen/


Yep,saved a Crap-Load of Money!

Idiot blew up the Crapper!