Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 3 | |
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For over touching the bananas in a super market.
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Exposing herself to me buck-nekkid in public.
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For stealing an army tank
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Edited by
anacondaarms
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Tue 09/25/12 06:20 PM
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For stripping on main street during rush hour traffic, but no accidents occured, cause nobody looked, except one cop.
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For being that one cop.
You didn't ruin your car, just your pants. |
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for staring too long at the ruined pants and ignoring the green lights,thereby causing obstruction...
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For throwing important information in the recycling-bin.
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For bringing his tiger to the dog park.
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For having a mullet in the year 2012
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For flashing cars as they go by and therefore causing a major accident
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For letting it "all hang out" while at a public beach
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for making me wear a dress to a club!
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For wearing a dress at a club
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For stealing that dress from "Just For You Dress Shop".
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For stalking BellaV like a tiger.
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for taking a camcorder into a mens restroom
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She was unable to convince the detectives that the butler did it.
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Edited by
anacondaarms
on
Sat 09/29/12 11:24 AM
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For flashing her breasts to the county sheriff trying to get out of a speeding ticket not realizing it was a female sheriff dressed in drag.
Oops, meant for BellaV |
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For stripping at a senior citizen center
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For being intoxicated with an overdose of anaconda
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