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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 11/14/11 07:01 PM
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"The 3 stages of sex in a marriage". Stage 1: Is when the relationship, is fresh and new, and you are making love, everywhere... on the table, on the chandelier, on the floor, on the bed, in the bathtub..ect... Stage 2: Is when you have children, and you must confine your love making, to the bedroom, behind closed doors, quietly, and after the children, are asleep. Stage 3: Is when you pass each other, in the hall, and you say, "f**k, you!", and they reply, no, "f**k you! And these are MY OWN, 3 stages of sex in a marriage. "Luvs 3 Stages of sex in a Marriage". Stage 1: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how lucky am I, to have such a wonderful, and handsome, and loving man, for my husband". Stage 2: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how could someone look so nice, and innocent asleep, and be such a jerk sometimes, when he is awake? Stage 3: I used to watch him sleeep, and think, of how easy, it would be, to slit his throat, as he slept! I knew then, it was time to leave! 
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Too funny!!!
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Too funny LOL.........
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Im glad I made you smile!
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"The 3 stages of sex in a marriage". Stage 1: Is when the relationship, is fresh and new, and you are making love, everywhere... on the table, on the chandelier, on the floor, on the bed, in the bathtub..ect... Stage 2: Is when you have children, and you must confine your love making, to the bedroom, behind closed doors, quietly, and after the children, are asleep. Stage 3: Is when you pass each other, in the hall, and you say, "f**k, you!", and they reply, no, "f**k you! And these are MY OWN, 3 stages of sex in a marriage. "Luvs 3 Stages of sex in a Marriage". Stage 1: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how lucky am I, to have such a wonderful, and handsome, and loving man, for my husband". Stage 2: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how could someone look so nice, and innocent asleep, and be such a jerk sometimes, when he is awake? Stage 3: I used to watch him sleeep, and think, of how easy, it would be, to slit his throat, as he slept! I knew then, it was time to leave!
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Good thing I never sleep........
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*Wondering if he's flirting with me or my gf.......*
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my ex used to ask me why i slept with one eye open.....now you know...lol
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"The 3 stages of sex in a marriage". Stage 1: Is when the relationship, is fresh and new, and you are making love, everywhere... on the table, on the chandelier, on the floor, on the bed, in the bathtub..ect... Stage 2: Is when you have children, and you must confine your love making, to the bedroom, behind closed doors, quietly, and after the children, are asleep. Stage 3: Is when you pass each other, in the hall, and you say, "f**k, you!", and they reply, no, "f**k you! And these are MY OWN, 3 stages of sex in a marriage. "Luvs 3 Stages of sex in a Marriage". Stage 1: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how lucky am I, to have such a wonderful, and handsome, and loving man, for my husband". Stage 2: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how could someone look so nice, and innocent asleep, and be such a jerk sometimes, when he is awake? Stage 3: I used to watch him sleeep, and think, of how easy, it would be, to slit his throat, as he slept! I knew then, it was time to leave!
That's not offensive!
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"The 3 stages of sex in a marriage". Stage 1: Is when the relationship, is fresh and new, and you are making love, everywhere... on the table, on the chandelier, on the floor, on the bed, in the bathtub..ect... Stage 2: Is when you have children, and you must confine your love making, to the bedroom, behind closed doors, quietly, and after the children, are asleep. Stage 3: Is when you pass each other, in the hall, and you say, "f**k, you!", and they reply, no, "f**k you! And these are MY OWN, 3 stages of sex in a marriage. "Luvs 3 Stages of sex in a Marriage". Stage 1: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how lucky am I, to have such a wonderful, and handsome, and loving man, for my husband". Stage 2: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how could someone look so nice, and innocent asleep, and be such a jerk sometimes, when he is awake? Stage 3: I used to watch him sleeep, and think, of how easy, it would be, to slit his throat, as he slept! I knew then, it was time to leave!
That's not offensive!
I have much more offensive jokes!
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