Don't worry, this isn't another "winner" on here complaining about how great he is and why no one wants him.....

I would like to know why when I have no time to log in and check out my mailbox that I always have several messages that end up being from people with deleted profiles??? However, when I do have time to check on thins.. There isn't anything to check on??!? ----The irony---

I mean I have a few messages from females that are on the other side of the world and all that.. But, where are all the Miami girls... Or at least florida???... Would be really nice to talk to someone I might actually be able to meet!?!? lol!

I'm a whole lot of fun... Promise!!!!

Yes, I know its supposed to be "what does" and "things"..

Just thought I'd correct it myself before someone tells me that's what the problem is..... Grammar or lack of... Take care!

You got to be quick. See in the caveman days all you had to do was just bop them in the head and carry them back to your cave. But women's lib changed all that. See that is why so many are getting away from you. So what are you using for bait?

Well, give it time. Miracles do not happen over night. One day, after posting in the forums regularly, letting ladies know you, someone will just see what a catch you are and wham-o you will have found the one for you. Or a stranger joins mingle in the next few months and reads your posts, sees your witty humor and suprise she lives in Tampa and wants to meet you. How cool would that be? The whole point is...Give it time. People come and people go, but folks that stay a while win. Thats my theory and I am sticking with it.

decorate your bike

decorate your bike

Look man. I am not gonna actually "suggest" you do this. I am jus throwing it out there as an option. But you live in Miami right? Last time I checked, Miami had some nice hookers there. Just sayin....it's an option. They need love too ya know.

Chicks really dig streamers and cards in the spokes.

And a white plastic whiter basket with plastic flowers decorating it on the handlebar. We love that stuff.

Go hang out at the beach with a puppy! A real cute puppy with a cute bow.

You guys are hillarious!! Lol!!

The pic of the beach cruiser is just another one of my jokes!! I have a pic of me standing on top of the florida state championship podium in my profile! I race xc mt bikes... And have a giant anthem 0 w/ front and rear fox racing suspension, sram X0 transmission, mavic wheels, ect ect ect..--- I assure you we don't race beach cruisers!!!!!!! Lol!!!!

Maybe I should change that profile pic!????? I thought it would help draw viewers as they would surely look at that pic and think wtf is going on with this ggofball!!!?!? Then, upon further investigation realize that its all a big joke!!!

A surer way than buying Dinner