Is it any wonder why,

I love this woman?

Im right there, laughing in the face of horror, with you babe!

(((((((((( DOC_DOG ))))))))))

Luv, yer a freakin doll!! A dozen hugs for you. Cryin does nothing but make it worse, so I make jokes about it.
When it gets to the point of "wheelchair bound," I'll have the coolest scooter chair anywhere. Tricked out and redneck, lol. Extra HP to run down the other old broads in WalMart! (Gawd, they're SOOOO slow)Dale Earnhardt #3 paint scheme. OMG, Imma rock the geriatric crowd!!

Bet I get a speeding ticket the first week, wink wink!

Silly. Beer buzzed, stupid galore........

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, THAT JUST WENT SPEEDING BY US????

Ahhhhhhhhh, its just Doc_Dog is her Hover-round!!

Begs to have someone divert the cop's attention. I know he got me on radar!

Better! Apparently I willed my headache away!

I wonder what else I can will in to or out of existence?

*raises hnd wildly*
Ooh, ooh, I know! Will away mean people, please! Thanks, I owe ya one!!

Send me your list of names.

Just randomly speak the will into the air, it will find them, lol.

I biotchy feel something biotchy in the biotchy air today!

Does anyone else biotchy feel it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Quite biotchily so. I biotchily feel many biotchy things in the air...

I must biotchy go down, to my biotchy dungeon,

and make up a biothcy pot,

of my powerful "Biotch Kingdom" protection potion.

Wizards, may be biotchy trying,

to cast biotchy "nice" spells, on my Biotches and Basnastards.

Ohhhhhhhhh my,

I hope im not out of biotchy, eye of biotchy newt!!

No SH!TT

<<--- feels like she should have taken that biotchin nap hours ago. Needs a man slave in her bed to make biotchin nap more pleasurable.

Here, here.

I missed my nap today too,

having too much fun with you!

Ok,

lets go to bed together.

I mean,

well, you know,

not like together,

together,

but like at the same time,

together,

unless you want to nap,

together, together with me,

and im not sayin,

you do,

but you never know,

so im asking,

just in case,

you want to sleep together,

I mean together with me,

Ummmmmmm,

what was the question again??

LMAO! I do believe you're trying to seduce me, Mrs Robinson!

Actually,

I was just hoping we could both agree to take a nap, at the same time, so I didnt miss anything good, while I was sleeping.

But if you want to assume,

that I am trying,

to seduce you,

I mean,

you can if you want,

you are a free spirit,

free to think anything,

you want to,

and I would never,

try to tell you,

how to think,

and ..............WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

WTH WAS THAT, THAT JUST FLEW PAST YOUR HEAD???

WOW!

What was I saying again???

MAN THAT THING WAS CRAZY!!! IT LOOKED LIKE A UFO!!

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT???

Agrees to a 1 hour nap...please don't hog the blankie.

THank god!

I have totally lost my voice from laughing!

It really has been a blast! We could do stand up, cept I'd wanna sit down.