John is happily enaged, but his fiancee's sister, Carmen, who is very attractive, has been very flirty and touchy-feely with him, ever since they met. The week of the wedding comes, and John comes home from work one day to find Carmen waiting for him in the kitchen, dressed in skimpy lingerie.

"You know I've wanted you ever since we met" she says, sauntering up to him.

"But when you get married to my sister this weekend, I'll officially be off limits, for good. So lets have some fun before that happens..."

She proceeds to kiss John aggressively, running her hands through his hair, and begins moving them down his body. Just as she begins to unbuckle his belt, John abruptly pushes her away.

"Hold on hold on, I'm sorry," John says, as he scampers back out the front door, visibly flustered.

Once outside, John is suprised to be greeted by a crowd of relatives, who give John a big round of applause upon seeing him. Aunt Mary proudly exclaims "Congratulations Johnny, you passed the test with flying colors!"

The moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car.

hahaha he got lucky!!!!

what if they had done the deed?