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Topic: "I Can't Believe You're Still Single!"
Sneaksintoyourheart's photo
Fri 11/04/11 02:06 PM

In response to something Eileen mentioned on FB, I'd just like to say that, yes, women do throw themselves at me. But they throw like girls, so their aim is always drastically off.


DARN i guess i should try hard to aim better then huh? lol

josie68's photo
Fri 11/04/11 02:58 PM
Just tell them that you have a disease that killed your last 3 partners, BUT you are looking for a new one.. :wink:

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Fri 11/04/11 03:54 PM

Just tell them that you have a disease that killed your last 3 partners, BUT you are looking for a new one.. :wink:


Then they try to fix me up with a girl they hate.


navygirl's photo
Fri 11/04/11 04:03 PM


Just tell them that you have a disease that killed your last 3 partners, BUT you are looking for a new one.. :wink:


Then they try to fix me up with a girl they hate.



Well, it would make too much sense to fix you up with a girl you actually liked. My friends gave up finding me anyone when I knocked the last guy on his *** for hitting me. :smile:

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Fri 11/04/11 04:15 PM



Just tell them that you have a disease that killed your last 3 partners, BUT you are looking for a new one.. :wink:


Then they try to fix me up with a girl they hate.



Well, it would make too much sense to fix you up with a girl you actually liked. My friends gave up finding me anyone when I knocked the last guy on his *** for hitting me. :smile:


That's pretty much the only way I've ever been able to meet people though.

When I lived in Illinois, years ago, I had two friends, Annette and Deanna, who were constantly fixing me up with their friends or neighbors or co-workers or people they went to school with, etc. I thought it was a pretty good system since I didn't actually have to do anything other than call them whenever I broke up with the current one.

I miss those days....!!

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