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once upon a time at a baseball stadium maybe near you something wild happened.
It was a hot summer day the beer was cold the hot dogs were cheap and the scored was tied and well a funny thing happened to me. The batter hit a line drive to the outfield it was going foul and me being be I dove over the side of the wall. And well my pants got catch and well they began to slowly rip and before I could get the ball my pants fall and there I was hanging by my leg bare assed for everyone to see that's right my skinny white *** was on the giant tv screen mooning all 25000 people at the game. P.s. I did get asked for autographs after the game |
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once upon a time at a baseball stadium maybe near you something wild happened. It was a hot summer day the beer was cold the hot dogs were cheap and the scored was tied and well a funny thing happened to me. The batter hit a line drive to the outfield it was going foul and me being be I dove over the side of the wall. And well my pants got catch and well they began to slowly rip and before I could get the ball my pants fall and there I was hanging by my leg bare assed for everyone to see that's right my skinny white *** was on the giant tv screen mooning all 25000 people at the game. P.s. I did get asked for autographs after the game LOL I guess it goes to show ...It pays to be an A$$ in public. |
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at least i catch the ball
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at least i catch the ball did anyone notice that? Or maybe just checking out the cheeks! Because I would definitely be checking out the cheeks! |
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