A young ventriloquist, touring the clubs, is doing a show in a small town in Northern Ontario. With his dummy on his knee, he is going through his "dumb blonde" jokes when a blonde woman in the forth row suddenly stands up on her hair and shouts:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected in the workplace and in the community and from reaching our full potential because you and your kind continue to promote the
notion that blondes have inferior intelligence and you perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor." "You are disgusting"!

Quite taken aback, the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize. But the blonde yells back, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

LMAO