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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 8
vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 04:48 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish!

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Tue 11/08/11 04:54 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 05:04 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one.

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Tue 11/08/11 05:11 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 05:17 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes. Yes the vine will have to support two. The rest of the supplies are mostly large rocks, or coconuts to exercise with..you will need to strengthen your arms...or you could just run around and lift some of the women over your head. You will also need something for your throat....the high notes can make your throat sore after a lengthy practice.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Tue 11/08/11 05:17 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. giggle

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 11/08/11 05:26 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN Oh, there is fun alright! Hop right in!

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Tue 11/08/11 05:27 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes. Yes the vine will have to support two. The rest of the supplies are mostly large rocks, or coconuts to exercise with..you will need to strengthen your arms...or you could just run around and lift some of the women over your head. You will also need something for your throat....the high notes can make your throat sore after a lengthy practice. With regard to Exercise.....I like Melons...I could exercise with them and if they are nice and ripe they will provide the lubrication my throat will require.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 05:39 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes. Yes the vine will have to support two. The rest of the supplies are mostly large rocks, or coconuts to exercise with..you will need to strengthen your arms...or you could just run around and lift some of the women over your head. You will also need something for your throat....the high notes can make your throat sore after a lengthy practice. With regard to Exercise.....I like Melons...I could exercise with them and if they are nice and ripe they will provide the lubrication my throat will require. You might ask Tarzan where top find nice juicy ripe melons, they are his favorite too!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 11/08/11 05:41 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes. Yes the vine will have to support two. The rest of the supplies are mostly large rocks, or coconuts to exercise with..you will need to strengthen your arms...or you could just run around and lift some of the women over your head. You will also need something for your throat....the high notes can make your throat sore after a lengthy practice. With regard to Exercise.....I like Melons...I could exercise with them and if they are nice and ripe they will provide the lubrication my throat will require. You might ask Tarzan where top find nice juicy ripe melons, they are his favorite too! Hot Lips ... of course.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 05:45 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes. Yes the vine will have to support two. The rest of the supplies are mostly large rocks, or coconuts to exercise with..you will need to strengthen your arms...or you could just run around and lift some of the women over your head. You will also need something for your throat....the high notes can make your throat sore after a lengthy practice. With regard to Exercise.....I like Melons...I could exercise with them and if they are nice and ripe they will provide the lubrication my throat will require. You might ask Tarzan where top find nice juicy ripe melons, they are his favorite too! Hot Lips ... of course.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 11/08/11 08:51 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 09:00 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! "

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Tue 11/08/11 09:08 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! " giggle

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 11/08/11 09:22 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! " Sharris, giggling from too much rum, sees the little group and joins in. " I see we are going to have a feast!" She exclaims. "Can I have a sample?" The blond hands her the twelve inch magic wiener and says, "Here, take this! I'm retiring." Sharris, slightly confused (as usual) takes the twelve inch magic wiener, smiles, looks around and takes a bite of it. Destroying (or biting) magic objects causes all laws of the universe to cease and strange things happen. In a puff of magic sparkles a flying pig appears over the giant sandwich. The pig looks down, seeing the giant sandwich, and comments, "I was hoping for BBQ!"

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Tue 11/08/11 10:12 AM
Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... All are welcome here! I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN The blond wiener inspector will be around shortly to grant your every wish! What about my singing lessons? Did you pick up your supply list? Remember that you must find a strong 'vine'...it's the most important thing on the list. You won't be able to sing properly without one. Will this vine have to support two?. What else do I need, I wasn't told about a supply list. I am a reasonably good singer I only have trouble reaching the high notes. Yes the vine will have to support two. The rest of the supplies are mostly large rocks, or coconuts to exercise with..you will need to strengthen your arms...or you could just run around and lift some of the women over your head. You will also need something for your throat....the high notes can make your throat sore after a lengthy practice. With regard to Exercise.....I like Melons...I could exercise with them and if they are nice and ripe they will provide the lubrication my throat will require. You might ask Tarzan where top find nice juicy ripe melons, they are his favorite too! Hot Lips ... of course. Which one of the Islanders is HOT LIPS?

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Tue 11/08/11 10:24 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! " Sharris, giggling from too much rum, sees the little group and joins in. " I see we are going to have a feast!" She exclaims. "Can I have a sample?" The blond hands her the twelve inch magic wiener and says, "Here, take this! I'm retiring." Sharris, slightly confused (as usual) takes the twelve inch magic wiener, smiles, looks around and takes a bite of it. Destroying (or biting) magic objects causes all laws of the universe to cease and strange things happen. In a puff of magic sparkles a flying pig appears over the giant sandwich. The pig looks down, seeing the giant sandwich, and comments, "I was hoping for BBQ!" Sharris doesn't bite.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Tue 11/08/11 10:28 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! " Sharris, giggling from too much rum, sees the little group and joins in. " I see we are going to have a feast!" She exclaims. "Can I have a sample?" The blond hands her the twelve inch magic wiener and says, "Here, take this! I'm retiring." Sharris, slightly confused (as usual) takes the twelve inch magic wiener, smiles, looks around and takes a bite of it. Destroying (or biting) magic objects causes all laws of the universe to cease and strange things happen. In a puff of magic sparkles a flying pig appears over the giant sandwich. The pig looks down, seeing the giant sandwich, and comments, "I was hoping for BBQ!" Sharris doesn't bite. Sharris, giggling from too much rum, sees the little group and joins in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ nor does she need rum to giggle

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 11/08/11 10:46 AM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed, says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "This guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish?" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted, thinks she knows not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxom wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! " Sharris, giggling from too much rum, sees the little group and joins in. " I see we are going to have a feast!" She exclaims. "Can I have a sample?" The blond hands her the twelve inch magic wiener and says, "Here, take this! I'm retiring." Sharris, slightly confused (as usual) takes the twelve inch magic wiener, smiles, looks around and takes a bite out of it. (Destroying (or biting) magic objects causes all laws of the universe to cease and strange things happen. In a puff of magic sparkles a flying pig appears over the giant sandwich.) The pig looks down, seeing the giant sandwich, and comments, "I was hoping for BBQ!" By coincidence, the Possum wanders by practicing her "possum magic" in an attempt to get her "move" perfected. She jumps into the air, turns a somersault, and lands on the sand butt first squashing two mosquitoes as a result. "I can do better!" she says to herself. The island women start to call for her, then realize that she is doing them a big favor by ridding the island of pesky mosquitoes.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 11/08/11 05:16 PM
Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!! The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed, says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "This guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish?" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted, thinks she knows not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxom wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" Hot Lips, wondering what is going on at the beach, moseys over. She sees the blond holding the twelve inch magic wiener over a six foot giant sandwich. "Are we going to have a party?" she asks. "Just did" said the blond. "Darn" said Hot Lips...."just my luck, a day late and a wiener short! " Sharris, giggling from too much rum, sees the little group and joins in. " I see we are going to have a feast!" She exclaims. "Can I have a sample?" The blond hands her the twelve inch magic wiener and says, "Here, take this! I'm retiring." Sharris, slightly confused (as usual) takes the twelve inch magic wiener, smiles, looks around and takes a bite out of it. (Destroying (or biting) magic objects causes all laws of the universe to cease and strange things happen. In a puff of magic sparkles a flying pig appears over the giant sandwich.) The pig looks down, seeing the giant sandwich, and comments, "I was hoping for BBQ!" By coincidence, the Possum wanders by practicing her "possum magic" in an attempt to get her "move" perfected. She jumps into the air, turns a somersault, and lands on the sand butt first squashing two mosquitoes as a result. "I can do better!" she says to herself. The island women start to call for her, then realize that she is doing them a big favor by ridding the island of pesky mosquitoes. Yeah for Possum!!! Kill them skeeter...kill them skeeters....KILL THEM SKEETERS!!! Here Sharris....have a rum....it's good for you!