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| Topic: How to get Rid of Men at a Bar | |
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Here's one: He: You look familiar She: Ohhhhhhh! I think you're my son's father - I need to talk to you! Want another? |
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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. |
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He: I got your number from a bathroom stall.
She: I am impressed that you can read. He: What time do you get off? She: 3 PM. He: Can I watch? She: Have you paid, yet? |
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Tue 11/29/11 03:24 PM
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Yell last call or this is a bust?
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  All great remarks and funny.
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