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But before she could say anythin, she grabbed jacks weiner n showed him her sharp teeth n said,'' dude, im gonna tear off your little prick'' Fear was building inside Jack's heart. His hands trembling, a cold shrill ran through his throat n he whispered,'' I... I need to use the washroom'' with that excuse he ran on top of his lungs outta the house. He ran and ran, without knowing where he was going. Thats when he met big bad wolf who was phuckin a cow. Jacks got more terrified by watchin..
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The cow enjoy the Big Bad Wolf phuckin it. Jack took his "Daddy Goodiestick" in his hands and started.....
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 I seriously think we need to change the title of this thread to Silly Little Porn Flick. With his Daddy Goodiestick in his hand Jack once more began to play with himself as he gazed past the big bad wolf he saw Little red riding hood. She saw Jack and said . . .
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Little Red Riding Hood also knew that Jack`s nickname was "Pinocchio"....She told Pinocchio as she sat on his face to tell another lie.....
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But before she could do that, her head chopped off n droped on the ground. Behind her corpse was standing, Jason from friday, the 13th. A new chainsaw in his hands, Jason took his steps towards jack to give him his trick or treat for halloween. He tookout human skulls from his pocket n gave em to Jack..
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Jack set the skulls up on sticks and began drumming on them with a femur playing . . .
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Wipeout.
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Oh boy! Im laughin at my own post right now. Seriously i didnt knew what was i typing. Lol
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After playing wipe out Jack began missing Jill so he played their song . . Kokimo. Off in the distance Jill heard the song and Remembered how much she loved Jack so she left Snow White and followed the sound to find Jack. When she saw him she gazed into his eyes and said "Jack I will always love you. I want to be with you forever." Jack looked back into Jills eyes and said . . .
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Off to Kokimo we will go. We will sit on the beach sharing Corona`s and watching.....
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Gay porns. Mmmm Jack couldnt supress the urge to ask Jill for a 3some with his buddy. But she was in deep love with jack. So she says, ' im not gonna suck anyone except you! But hey if your buddy's Brad pitt then we can have a deal'' Jack thought for a momment..
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Jack showed Jill a picture who he had in mind to join them....
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