Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving partners, however, they had had a few too many Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to take a pee so they stopped in the cemetery.

One had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to use them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These damn girly nights have Got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with No panties! I'm going to kill
some son of a bi*ch!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse cheeks that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you!! (

That was funny

too good

I've learned to carry something with me now.

uk, a good one buddy