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God appears to a man and say's he'll have to quit cigarettes, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven.
A week later God reappears and asks him how its going. Man say's the cigarettes and drink were easy to give up, but when my wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer I couldn't resist I had to give her one there and then. God say's they dont like that sort of thing in heaven. Man replys they dont like it in Walmart either .........  
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Good morning UK I belive god doe's talk to man & woman.
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