Topic: SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!
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Sat 09/17/11 08:26 AM

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting
to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of
money to return to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card with
the word "Spaghetti' written on the back. He would then arrange for
the child support payments to begin.

Then one day about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
3 with meatballs, 2 without!
Send extra sauce.


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Sat 09/17/11 09:10 AM
Love it !! Thanks for sharing

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Sat 09/17/11 09:35 AM
biggrin

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Sat 09/17/11 10:07 AM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Thu 09/22/11 08:18 PM
Very good
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