it was almost my turn up to bat

i stacked as many donuts on three bats as i could

i swung them all at once holding in my breathe and flexing out my chest

the guy before me strikes out

i drop two bats
and slide all the donuts off the chosen one

pulling up my pants i spit toward the away teams dug out giving them a simultaneous wink and a smirk

standing over the plate i kick the dust off of home a few times with my right foot then i kick it in the ground
not sure why
i just know i saw a few pro's do that before

the pitcher bends over so i bend over
squeezing one out in the catchers mask

as the pitcher winds up i choke up

he pitches and i swing and stop the bat with the tip of the bat facing the pitcher

the ball bounces off the tip of the bat and lands inbetween the catcher and the pitcher although closer to the catcher so the pitcher rams into the catcher and they fall down

i start to walk to first base

as the pitcher begins to stumble upward i start running around first to second

the pitcher shaking his head between second and first a few times decides to throw it to first base

i make it to second base and start running to third base

the first baseman looks at third and throws it to the now returned catcher at home

as i am about to slide into third i see the catcher throw the ball to third so i run past third as the third baseman trips over third base

(i tried to tell my little league coach years ago they should have made bases one two three like home because it would be alot safer but did they listen?)

so as i am still running home i take off my helmet thinking i got this

thats when i could not remember what happened after that

as the first thing i remember is my eyes opening up in a white cold room with a few blurry people scowling over me i say

"what are you all looking at?

TAKE ME HOME"

bunk,,,,,,,,,,,,



Now THATS a video ya needed to have,,,, nice..