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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 3
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 09/14/11 10:14 AM


ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 09/14/11 10:55 AM
Im going to kill her, please dont let me kill her! Let me get my camera! I'll get some good shot of the killin'! I didnt say I was gonna do it naked you freak! You didn't say that you weren't either.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Wed 09/14/11 12:55 PM
Im going to kill her, please dont let me kill her! Let me get my camera! I'll get some good shot of the killin'! I didnt say I was gonna do it naked you freak! I don't care! A good shootin' always makes for great Christmas card photos.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Wed 09/14/11 09:17 PM
hey, where'd all the biotches go?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 09/15/11 12:15 AM
hey, where'd all the biotches go? The Queen Biotch is in partial hiding today, so the peasant biotches are off raiding the tavern while the bastozoids are peeping into the nudist club!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 09/15/11 01:31 AM
This thread isn't dead! It can never die! It might be a little sick right now, but it's not dead! Long live the Queen and the Biotchy Empire! At least the biotchy king still has his biotchy wits about him! Here, here! where, where ?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 09/15/11 01:58 AM
ORDER IN THIS BIOTCHY KINGDOM, OR I WILL HAVE ALLLLLLLLLLL OF YOU BIOTCHY BEHEADED. IM NOT THE BIOTCH TO MESS WITH, RIGHT NOW, SO DONT BIOTCHY PUSH IT, OR YOUR BIOTCHY DEAD!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 09/15/11 04:38 PM
NO BIOTCHY VISITORS! WE'RE CLOSED!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 09/16/11 09:58 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 09/16/11 09:58 AM
Oh goody, im having more biotchy problems, so I get to biotch today!ALOT!! I've now started seeing biotchy double, at a distance. So anything that is biotchy far away from me, is biotchy doubled. Which of course, makes it impossible to ride my biotchy steed, because I dont know, which biotchy tree, to not turn into. So I did some biotchy research, and found out, that if you stare at a biotchy computer screen, for more than 2 biotchy hours a day, and dont take biotchy eye breaks, you can get biotchy "CVS". It stands for "Computer Vision Syndrome".Its main symptom is biotchy doubled vision at a distance! Isnt that just peachy keen? Or, I could have Astigmatism, meaning... One of the biotchy eyes, is not shaped, like the other, one of the biotchy eyes, is shaped all wrong, can you guess which biotchy eye, is not shaped like the other, by the time, I finish, my biotchy song? Oh, now I want to go to the village, and attend the "Sesame Street" players show! Well, I made a biotchy appt. with the biotchy eye doctor, and the biotchy soonest one, was biotchy, on my biotchy Birthday. Which means, I will be, at the biotchy eye doctor, for my biotchy celebration day! "Why, Biotch Queen, what exciting thing did you biotchy do, for your biotchy birthday?". "Oh, it was biotchy exciting, indeed! I spent the biotchy middle of the afternoon, at the biotchy eye doctor", woooooooo hooooooo!". Ridiculous!!!! I am like an old, biotchy, carriage. Once one part quits biotchy working, ALL the parts, stop biotchy working, and you have to dispose of the old, biotchy, carriage. And build a biotchy new one! I need to have my biotchy self, rebuilt. I wonder if thats biotchy possible. Carry on biotches carry on!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 09/16/11 10:14 AM
Oh goody, im having more biotchy problems, so I get to biotch today!ALOT!! I've now started seeing biotchy double, at a distance. So anything that is biotchy far away from me, is biotchy doubled. Which of course, makes it impossible to ride my biotchy steed, because I dont know, which biotchy tree, to not turn into. So I did some biotchy research, and found out, that if you stare at a biotchy computer screen, for more than 2 biotchy hours a day, and dont take biotchy eye breaks, you can get biotchy "CVS". It stands for "Computer Vision Syndrome".Its main symptom is biotchy doubled vision at a distance! Isnt that just peachy keen? Or, I could have Astigmatism, meaning... One of the biotchy eyes, is not shaped, like the other, one of the biotchy eyes, is shaped all wrong, can you guess which biotchy eye, is not shaped like the other, by the time, I finish, my biotchy song? Oh, now I want to go to the village, and attend the "Sesame Street" players show! Well, I made a biotchy appt. with the biotchy eye doctor, and the biotchy soonest one, was biotchy, on my biotchy Birthday. Which means, I will be, at the biotchy eye doctor, for my biotchy celebration day! "Why, Biotch Queen, what exciting thing did you biotchy do, for your biotchy birthday?". "Oh, it was biotchy exciting, indeed! I spent the biotchy middle of the afternoon, at the biotchy eye doctor", woooooooo hooooooo!". Ridiculous!!!! I am like an old, biotchy, carriage. Once one part quits biotchy working, ALL the parts, stop biotchy working, and you have to dispose of the old, biotchy, carriage. And build a biotchy new one! I need to have my biotchy self, rebuilt. I wonder if thats biotchy possible. Carry on biotches carry on! Grreeeeeeaaaaattttttt....Now I got the George of the Jungle song stuck in my melon. Just pull that carriage into the garage for a 'looky'.......starting with the......undercarriage..... Sure, you can get rebuilt. Just look at Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers. Of course, I can do all that right in the garage also.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 09/16/11 10:18 AM
Oh goody, im having more biotchy problems, so I get to biotch today!ALOT!! I've now started seeing biotchy double, at a distance. So anything that is biotchy far away from me, is biotchy doubled. Which of course, makes it impossible to ride my biotchy steed, because I dont know, which biotchy tree, to not turn into. So I did some biotchy research, and found out, that if you stare at a biotchy computer screen, for more than 2 biotchy hours a day, and dont take biotchy eye breaks, you can get biotchy "CVS". It stands for "Computer Vision Syndrome".Its main symptom is biotchy doubled vision at a distance! Isnt that just peachy keen? Or, I could have Astigmatism, meaning... One of the biotchy eyes, is not shaped, like the other, one of the biotchy eyes, is shaped all wrong, can you guess which biotchy eye, is not shaped like the other, by the time, I finish, my biotchy song? Oh, now I want to go to the village, and attend the "Sesame Street" players show! Well, I made a biotchy appt. with the biotchy eye doctor, and the biotchy soonest one, was biotchy, on my biotchy Birthday. Which means, I will be, at the biotchy eye doctor, for my biotchy celebration day! "Why, Biotch Queen, what exciting thing did you biotchy do, for your biotchy birthday?". "Oh, it was biotchy exciting, indeed! I spent the biotchy middle of the afternoon, at the biotchy eye doctor", woooooooo hooooooo!". Ridiculous!!!! I am like an old, biotchy, carriage. Once one part quits biotchy working, ALL the parts, stop biotchy working, and you have to dispose of the old, biotchy, carriage. And build a biotchy new one! I need to have my biotchy self, rebuilt. I wonder if thats biotchy possible. Carry on biotches carry on! Grreeeeeeaaaaattttttt....Now I got the George of the Jungle song stuck in my melon. Just pull that carriage into the garage for a 'looky'.......starting with the......undercarriage..... Sure, you can get rebuilt. Just look at Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers. Of course, I can do all that right in the garage also. Splendid! Are you biotchy sure, you can biotchy handle a biotchy job of this biotchy magnitude?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 09/16/11 10:23 AM
Oh goody, im having more biotchy problems, so I get to biotch today!ALOT!! I've now started seeing biotchy double, at a distance. So anything that is biotchy far away from me, is biotchy doubled. Which of course, makes it impossible to ride my biotchy steed, because I dont know, which biotchy tree, to not turn into. So I did some biotchy research, and found out, that if you stare at a biotchy computer screen, for more than 2 biotchy hours a day, and dont take biotchy eye breaks, you can get biotchy "CVS". It stands for "Computer Vision Syndrome".Its main symptom is biotchy doubled vision at a distance! Isnt that just peachy keen? Or, I could have Astigmatism, meaning... One of the biotchy eyes, is not shaped, like the other, one of the biotchy eyes, is shaped all wrong, can you guess which biotchy eye, is not shaped like the other, by the time, I finish, my biotchy song? Oh, now I want to go to the village, and attend the "Sesame Street" players show! Well, I made a biotchy appt. with the biotchy eye doctor, and the biotchy soonest one, was biotchy, on my biotchy Birthday. Which means, I will be, at the biotchy eye doctor, for my biotchy celebration day! "Why, Biotch Queen, what exciting thing did you biotchy do, for your biotchy birthday?". "Oh, it was biotchy exciting, indeed! I spent the biotchy middle of the afternoon, at the biotchy eye doctor", woooooooo hooooooo!". Ridiculous!!!! I am like an old, biotchy, carriage. Once one part quits biotchy working, ALL the parts, stop biotchy working, and you have to dispose of the old, biotchy, carriage. And build a biotchy new one! I need to have my biotchy self, rebuilt. I wonder if thats biotchy possible. Carry on biotches carry on! Grreeeeeeaaaaattttttt....Now I got the George of the Jungle song stuck in my melon. Just pull that carriage into the garage for a 'looky'.......starting with the......undercarriage..... Sure, you can get rebuilt. Just look at Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers. Of course, I can do all that right in the garage also. Splendid! Are you biotchy sure, you can biotchy handle a biotchy job of this biotchy magnitude? Absolutely! No job is too large for me. However, I can't guarantee how long I'll have you tied up. I mean......I'll be tied up...... Ummmm......yeah.........

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Fri 09/16/11 10:24 AM
How are all MY biotches today?????

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 09/16/11 10:25 AM
How are all MY biotches today????? Running for cover for when Eileen finds out he has more biotches than just her

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Fri 09/16/11 10:29 AM
I thought you were ALL my biotches!!!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Fri 09/16/11 10:34 AM
I thought you were ALL my biotches!!!! I'm only Roberta's biotch.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 09/16/11 10:56 AM
Oh goody, im having more biotchy problems, so I get to biotch today!ALOT!! I've now started seeing biotchy double, at a distance. So anything that is biotchy far away from me, is biotchy doubled. Which of course, makes it impossible to ride my biotchy steed, because I dont know, which biotchy tree, to not turn into. So I did some biotchy research, and found out, that if you stare at a biotchy computer screen, for more than 2 biotchy hours a day, and dont take biotchy eye breaks, you can get biotchy "CVS". It stands for "Computer Vision Syndrome".Its main symptom is biotchy doubled vision at a distance! Isnt that just peachy keen? Or, I could have Astigmatism, meaning... One of the biotchy eyes, is not shaped, like the other, one of the biotchy eyes, is shaped all wrong, can you guess which biotchy eye, is not shaped like the other, by the time, I finish, my biotchy song? Oh, now I want to go to the village, and attend the "Sesame Street" players show! Well, I made a biotchy appt. with the biotchy eye doctor, and the biotchy soonest one, was biotchy, on my biotchy Birthday. Which means, I will be, at the biotchy eye doctor, for my biotchy celebration day! "Why, Biotch Queen, what exciting thing did you biotchy do, for your biotchy birthday?". "Oh, it was biotchy exciting, indeed! I spent the biotchy middle of the afternoon, at the biotchy eye doctor", woooooooo hooooooo!". Ridiculous!!!! I am like an old, biotchy, carriage. Once one part quits biotchy working, ALL the parts, stop biotchy working, and you have to dispose of the old, biotchy, carriage. And build a biotchy new one! I need to have my biotchy self, rebuilt. I wonder if thats biotchy possible. Carry on biotches carry on! Grreeeeeeaaaaattttttt....Now I got the George of the Jungle song stuck in my melon. Just pull that carriage into the garage for a 'looky'.......starting with the......undercarriage..... Sure, you can get rebuilt. Just look at Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers. Of course, I can do all that right in the garage also. Splendid! Are you biotchy sure, you can biotchy handle a biotchy job of this biotchy magnitude? Absolutely! No job is too large for me. However, I can't guarantee how long I'll have you tied up. I mean......I'll be tied up...... Ummmm......yeah......... Oooooooooooooooooo, interesting indeed!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 09/16/11 11:04 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 09/16/11 11:05 AM
I thought you were ALL my biotches!!!! And once again another biotchy fool rushes into the biotchy kingdom, demanding that all the biotchy biotches, belong to them! IM THE BIOTRCHY QUEEN, FOOL, THEY BELONG TO BIOTCHY ME! IS THAT NOT BIOTCHY OBVIOUS? WHY WOULD WE NEED A BIOTCHY QUEEN HERE, IF THE BIOTCHY BIOTCHES, AND BASNASTARDS, BELONGED TO OTHERS? Now, go do what your suppose to be biotchy doing, Captainbasnastard, and fu*k up someones biotchy day, AND NOT MINE!

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Fri 09/16/11 11:15 AM
The biotchy favorite is in the house

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 09/16/11 11:22 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 09/16/11 11:29 AM
The biotchy favorite is in the house Lezzzzzzzz partayyyyyyyyyyyyy biotches! (But first, I have to biotchy go, and watch..."Steve Cashnastard." He just uploaded, a biotchy new video! He is biotchy, one of my biotchy favorite, court jesters!)