Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 3 | |
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Biotchily sneaks in the biotchin back door of the castle undetected. Has already forked the biotchin groundsman basnastard, sacrificed the basnastardly horseman as he was attempting to escape with the finest biotchin mare, and picked the brain of the biotchin guardsman for future biotchin use. Has been a full day indeed. Also briefly tasted the oh so fine basnastardly baker to get cake for the biotchin Queen.
Has realized I am the only biotch capable of speakin olde worlde English with a bitchinly adorable southern accent. Eat yer hearts out, biotches, 'fore someone else bitchinly well eats them for you. Alerts the Biotch Queen of the horseman sausage awaiting for her dinin pleasure. Biotchinly magically delicious. |
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Biotchily sneaks in the biotchin back door of the castle undetected. Has already forked the biotchin groundsman basnastard, sacrificed the basnastardly horseman as he was attempting to escape with the finest biotchin mare, and picked the brain of the biotchin guardsman for future biotchin use. Has been a full day indeed. Also briefly tasted the oh so fine basnastardly baker to get cake for the biotchin Queen. Has realized I am the only biotch capable of speakin olde worlde English with a bitchinly adorable southern accent. Eat yer hearts out, biotches, 'fore someone else bitchinly well eats them for you. Alerts the Biotch Queen of the horseman sausage awaiting for her dinin pleasure. Biotchinly magically delicious. |
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Ah, yes. Biotchinly sneakin in to become second in command biotch. Steppin on as many toes as possible in the biotch process.
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sheesh...what a biotch
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Watch thy basnastardly tongue afore thou loses it!
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sheesh...what a biotch it says, "DocBiotch is too biotchy, to even explain, in this biotchy, thick azz, book!". |
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Biotchily sneaks in the biotchin back door of the castle undetected. Has already forked the biotchin groundsman basnastard, sacrificed the basnastardly horseman as he was attempting to escape with the finest biotchin mare, and picked the brain of the biotchin guardsman for future biotchin use. Has been a full day indeed. Also briefly tasted the oh so fine basnastardly baker to get cake for the biotchin Queen. Has realized I am the only biotch capable of speakin olde worlde English with a bitchinly adorable southern accent. Eat yer hearts out, biotches, 'fore someone else bitchinly well eats them for you. Alerts the Biotch Queen of the horseman sausage awaiting for her dinin pleasure. Biotchinly magically delicious. Very nicely done, biotchy DocBiotch. But be careful not to biotchy kill too many of the servants, for they cost me biotchy shillings, and I am a cheap azz biotch! Now, give me my biotchy sausage, biotch! |
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Watch thy basnastardly tongue afore thou loses it! |
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Greetins, my Biotchy Queen. Any sacrifices today? *biotchily rubs hands together in anticipation*
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sheesh...what a biotch it says, "DocBiotch is too biotchy, to even explain, in this biotchy, thick azz, book!". |
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Edited by
doc_dog
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Thu 11/10/11 02:47 PM
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will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use.
Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition. |
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good use, as in ???
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Docbiotch has no use for a basnastard who lacks imagination!
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will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use. Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition. He thinks hes a biotchy studly basnastard, and can just biotchy toss biotches about! |
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pfffftttt
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will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use. Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition. He thinks hes a biotchy studly basnastard, and can just biotchy toss biotches about! |
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Docbiotch looks for dagger to biotchily cut off basnastardly, wagging tongue.
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exits stage right---------------->>>>>>>>>>>
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will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use. Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition. He thinks hes a biotchy studly basnastard, and can just biotchy toss biotches about! This biotchy biotch, has mad biotchy skills! I think it biotchy best, you biotchy run, and biotchy hope that you are biotchy faster. I lay my biotchy shillings, on DocBiotch! Would anyone else, like to biotchy wager??? |
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exits stage right---------------->>>>>>>>>>> |
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