hello all you moms and dads! we have been blessed with these "people" in our lives aka our children. they make us laugh, cry, yell, scream, mad, happy etc. but no matter what they do, they are ours and we love them no matter what. i have 4 boys and they drive me to drink. so im on here so we can all share our funny kid stories with one another. let me tell you how pitty mine are. they would fight over lint if they could. or lets see, when asked "who cut a hole in the shower curtain"? i got silence. my 16 yr old goes to a dodger game and buys a hot dog and cause the wrapper has the dodger logo all over it, we decide to hang it on our bedroom wall. my 9 yr old cant ever drink anything at the dinner table without spilling it, EVER!! so parents, please share your funny stories.

i was watching "spelling bee" the other night...and singing along happily. my four-year-old raised her hand and said, "i don't know you anymore!"

i was at the movie transformers with my nine-year-old when the mother on the movie asked her son, "is it masturbation?" my kid, loudly, asked, "mom, what's masturbation?" in fact, she asked it FOUR TIMES before i could get her to hush.

my four-year-old came up asking me if i wanted to "finger-f*ck". confused, i had her repeat it...she said it twice more before pulling her hand from behind her back with glee. she had a finger-puppet of a chicken on her index finger. finger cluck.

lulu, your kids sound like alot of fun. all kids say the funniest & craziest things thats why we love them so much!

they are.

i'm blessed with four precocious little girls.

wow, 4 girls. i dont know how i would act with four girls with me having 4 boys. 2 totally different worlds somewhat but the same in other acpects (i dont think i spelled that right) do your girls fight over silly things?

of course they do. well, the two middle ones...they are 14, 11, 9, and 4.

sometimes i wish to pull out my hair...but usually, that's because i've let them put pony tail holders all through it.

OMG lulu, I read that and sit here and cracked up. I tell you what...when kids are learning to talk and they can't say things the correct way...it is just to funny!
My oldest son, he is 19 and getting ready to leave for college next month...when he was 4, his aunt had a dog named smokey. He could not say his sss for anything. He would go around yelling Here F*ckey...omg everyone would just crack up. I told her to change her dogs name. Its funny how we keep those kind of memories going and going!

well we were riding in the truck one day and out of the blue..
this smell it was bad I mean really bad..
There my little girl sitting in the middle and her sister on the other side..
I said.. "OMG who did that.."
My little girl starts laughing.. and says..
"you are breathing the air that came out of my butt..."


she is a clown all of the time..

at lazy

Well...the first time my son laughed out loud was when he was about 3 or 4 months old. We were in the dressing room of a store and i was about to try something on. He started laughing at me the second i took my clothes off, lol. When your baby laughs at the way you look in your undies....you've got problems

My favorite from my children is when I was sitting down with my in-laws to dinner, and I passed gas. no warning it was coming I just passed. I excused myself and apologized, when all of a sudden my oldest (two at the time) pipes up "Daddy you sit your pants?"
Needless to say I had a very long talk with my father after that one lol (father is the one that said it the first tiem weeks prior)

The best one of all tough was my little brother. We were driving down the state highway one day, I was bout 7 so he couldnt have been more than four when my dad started cussing at this white care in front of us that was going slow. Anyways first chance, my dad passes it. Keep in mind this is summer and the windows are open. As we come up even witht he car, my brother yells out "IF YOU CANT DRIVE THAT F&*IN THING PARK IT!!!"
I will give you three guesses who was driving the white car

GREAT STORIES PARENTS, KEEP EM COMING!!!!!!!

My grandkids are on the east coast. See them 1-2 times a year.
A friend has her grandkids every Thursday, 4 when school is in session & 5 when school is out. I spend part of every Thursday at her home getting my kid fix. Ages range from 2nd grader to 8 months. 4 girls & the bady is a boy. They look on me as an uncle & we have a great time. Summer time they come to my house for part of the day, we swim, play on water slide & just enjoy life. Looking forward to when my family will be here in 5 yrs. KIDS are what life is all about.

my then 3 yr old son walks across the yard..falls on his butt...i mean hard...he get up and looks at me rubbing his butt and says..boy....that was a shock!

that is funny. i bet he keeps you going huh mom? kids are such a joy (wait till the teenage years)

a few years ago we were driving home from my sons base ball game and he asked my why it's ok to litter over there? I asked him what he was talking about and he said the sign said it was ok to litter but he didnt know why because its wrong to litter. I thought about it for a while and I asked him if the sign he saw said FINE for littering... LOL he said ya, so that means it ok to litter there? LMAO!!!!! so I had to explain what fine meant..... he's funny even when he's being seriouse.

and then there was the time he was riding his bike and came upstiars with a big cut in his cheek! after I cleaned him up I asked him what happend, he said the girl next door told him to close his eyes and she would guid him and he rode rite into the fence. when I asked him if he learned his lesson he said yup! NEVER TRUST A WOMAN! he kills me

my 22 months old daughter, when she gets made at me, she point a finger and starts babbling like she is yelling, she says bed with an angry look and walks away

yes vivalosdodgers he does keep me busy...and teenage yrs...hes 15 now...but ive really had it...cause i have 4 yr old twin boys now..they are really a trip..OMG LOL