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| Topic: Were are all the Texas People - part 24 | |
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OMG carol! 
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wow...just stopped in to say g'nite...
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OMG vivian!
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OMG lee!
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OMG ese
Go to bed!
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i'll meet you there vivian
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OMG ese!!!
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what you got going down tonight girl
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not much just got home from my brother's wedding
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cool, did you catch the bouquet
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Aaaaah! Nothing like fresh, home cooked BBQ!
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Texas Heat!
Dear Diary, June 1st: Just moved to Texas! Now this is a state that knows how to live. Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful. I have finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat. At least, it’s kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by community pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this. July 20th: I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and *****. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol’ Mr. Sun strikes again. July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer. And it is hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200.00 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. July 30th: Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000.00 house and I can’t even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here. August 4th: 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500.00 and gets the temperature down to 85 degrees, I hate this stupid state. August 8th: If another wise *** cracks, “Hot enough for you today?” I’m going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat. Augusts 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my *** was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ***. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fired *** and baked cat. August 10th. The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do **** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this damn state. Water rationing will be next, so my $1700.00 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow away. Even the cactus can’t live in this damn heat. August 14th: Welcome to HELL!!!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window in my car and this heat blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me????? “Hot enough for you?” My sister had to spend $1500.00 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Texas. What kind of sick demented idiot would want to live here????? Will write later to let you know how the trial goes. |
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Texas Heat! Dear Diary, June 1st: Just moved to Texas! Now this is a state that knows how to live. Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful. I have finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat. At least, it’s kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by community pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this. July 20th: I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and *****. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol’ Mr. Sun strikes again. July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer. And it is hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200.00 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. July 30th: Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000.00 house and I can’t even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here. August 4th: 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500.00 and gets the temperature down to 85 degrees, I hate this stupid state. August 8th: If another wise *** cracks, “Hot enough for you today?” I’m going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat. Augusts 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my *** was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ***. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fired *** and baked cat. August 10th. The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do **** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this damn state. Water rationing will be next, so my $1700.00 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow away. Even the cactus can’t live in this damn heat. August 14th: Welcome to HELL!!!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window in my car and this heat blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me????? “Hot enough for you?” My sister had to spend $1500.00 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Texas. What kind of sick demented idiot would want to live here????? Will write later to let you know how the trial goes. 
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Aw Jayne.....NOBODY goes NORTH!!
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My Grandfather used to say the only North was North Texas.
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Your Grandfather was a wise man.
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Good morning Vivian. Yes he is a very wise man. At least my 5yo thinks so. LOL
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Gooooooooooooooood Morning everyone~~~~~~~~~~
Coffee is ready and bacon is a cooking.....
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