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a box of condoms, a steel trap, and tranquilizer darts
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ahhhhhhhhhh if you really want to get the clerk rofl you need to strike up a conversation about your items
Hmmm maybe something like this Wow I didnt realize that condoms come in different flavors.......I surely do hope that they taste like the strawberries that I forgot to buy to go with the cool whip.........hmmmmmmmmm do you think its true that when you use duct tape that someone can't break lose from it....and I really hope the blindfold matches his outfit..... |
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glow in the dark condoms, matches, wood, large sharp knife
Wow I just love the glow in the dark condoms....when you make a fire with the wood, and strike a match.....take out the condoms with a great big smile then pull out the knife things really light up........... 
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condoms, preparation h, anti-fungal cream and wart removal
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box of condoms a partridge and a pear tree
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box of condoms $40.00
mule whip $25.00 towing chain $53.00 The look on the cashiers face - priceless For everything else there's Mastercard.. |
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box of condoms, a pregnancy test, a bottle brush, a bananas.
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condoms sandpaper and pvc pipe
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comdoms,meatloaf,dictionary,and a map of canada
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The fewer the items, the more suspicion it will raise:
condoms + needles condoms + 9V battery condoms + enema bulb condoms + face paint condoms + Tickle Me Elmo doll condoms + flares condoms + acne cream condoms + straws condoms + tire pump condoms + Mentos + Diet Coke |
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A box of condoms WITH the QUESTION of could YOU please tell me HOW TO USE THESE???????????
Then,,,do THEY COM WITH A GUARENTEE?? "WHAT" Yes im serious,,,,,,,,
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a box of condoms and a red snapper
and a big grin ... they will wonder what you are up to
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a box of condoms, soap on a rope and a carton of Marlboros
What you never visited anyone in prison before???
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comdoms
dental floss time machine |
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condoms
gum big sexy 
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box of condoms
thumb tacks latest issue of Today's Parenting Magazine |
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box of condoms and spanish fly.
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yea!
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