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Topic: GETTING HANDSY!!
RhonLynn Joined Thu 05/07/09 Posts: 701	Sun 08/28/11 08:23 AM
No No No more hands...... How much for the froggy frogs???????

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/28/11 08:35 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 08/28/11 08:37 AM
No No No more hands...... How much for the froggy frogs??????? Tell her about them, John. RhonLynn, these are special African Jumping Frogs(?), that come from Africa(?), they are only found in the dense tress of the jungle, in Africa(?) so these African Jumping Frogs(?), only found in the dense trees of the jungle in Africa(?)are normally $595.00 for the set of 4, African Jumping Frogs(?), but on this special offer, YOU can own these African Jumping Frogs(?) for the low introductory price of $594.95!!! Your saving, well nevermind, act now before all the African Jumping Frogs(?) jump away!(a little spokesperson humor there,) Just send $594.95 to... African Jumping Frogs(?) African Jumping Blvd Jumping Frog, Africa(?) 69696. This offer not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt"

RhonLynn Joined Thu 05/07/09 Posts: 701	Sun 08/28/11 08:38 AM
No No No more hands...... How much for the froggy frogs??????? Tell her about them, John. RhonLynn, these are special African Jumping Frogs(?), that come from Africa(?), they are only found in the dense tress of the jungle, in Africa(?) so these African Jumping Frogs(?), only found in the dense trees of the jungle in Africa(?)are normally $595.00 for the set of 4, African Jumping Frogs(?), but on this special offer, YOU can own these African Jumping Frogs(?) for the low introductory price of $594.95!!! Your saving, well nevermind, act now before all the African Jumping Frogs(?) jump away!(a little spokesperson humor there,) Just send $594.95 to... African Jumping Frogs(?) African Jumping Blvd Jumping Frog, Africa(?) 69696. This offer not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt"

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/28/11 04:06 PM
<------------note to myself What I need to do more on Mingle? Start clubs and sell things!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Sun 08/28/11 04:17 PM
Do you have a sales agent in Bum Phuck Egypt? I am thinking of moving there and establishing a handsy dealership. There seems to be a real lack of handsys and other products in Bum Phuck and I think there could be a lot of money to be made there.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 08/28/11 04:19 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 08/28/11 04:20 PM
Do you have a sales agent in Bum Phuck Egypt? I am thinking of moving there and establishing a handsy dealership. There seems to be a real lack of handsys and other products in Bum Phuck and I think there could be a lot of money to be made there.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 01:49 PM
Un f'n real!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 08/29/11 09:38 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 08/29/11 09:41 PM
If I had a handsy ide handsy in the mornnnning ide handsy in the evening all over this land ide handsy out danger ide handsy our warning ide handsy out the love between my brothers and my sisters alllllllllllllllllllll over this land! Ooooooooooooooooooooo! -another soon to be hit record by Roberta Murdock

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 08/30/11 10:33 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 08/30/11 10:39 AM
SAY WHAT???????????????????? I SAID............ If I had a handsy ide handsy in the mornnnning ide handsy in the evening all over this land ide handsy out danger ide handsy our warning ide handsy out the love between my brothers and my sisters alllllllllllllllllllll over this land! Ooooooooooooooooooooo! WHAT? YOU STILL DIDNT HEAR IT! (im tired of posting on topics that dont get posted on, its too much work for me) , besides, ive got chit to do!! Like......ummmmmmm, well,....I gotta........and........yeah, I gotta do that too,.......ummmmm, and I really need to, errrrrrrrrrr, it will come to me, just hang on...........ummmmmmmmm,...............................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 08/31/11 01:31 PM
Let this thread die Roberta This one too? Yes! O.k.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 08/31/11 07:12 PM
Women only have two boobs at most you know, unless you are in Total Recall. Oh yeah? That's what you think.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 09/01/11 10:49 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 09/01/11 10:50 AM
Women only have two boobs at most you know, unless you are in Total Recall. Oh yeah? That's what you think. Damn, if you put my face on it, it would be me! Except mine not in the middle, although if im only gonna have one, they should of moved the other one, so I wouldnt have a _____ spot!