[at a bar]

d4: let me get a shot

bartender: a shot of what?

d4: a shot of everything you got

bartender: (puzzled he counts with his eyes) thats going to be 54 shots. And that'll be..

d4: (interrupts) i dont care how much it is!

bartender: (laughs jokingly)okay. would you like a pitcher for that?

d4: whatever it takes. do what you gotta do

bartender: I was joking. you alright sir? you seem a litle edgy

d4: please. spare me the condescendingly obvious observation

bartender: okie dokie chief. 54 shots in a pitcher.

[bartender wipes the sweat off his brow while setting down the pitcher]

d4: (picks up the pitcher and takes a gulp) awww...

bartender: how is it?

d4: (picks up the pitcher and takes a few gulps) it tastes like crap to be honest with you

bartender: (laughs subjectively)

d4: you think thats funny huh?

bartender: well in all my 17 years of being a bartender i have never heard anyone place such an extravagant order. i just have to ask, why?

d4: because i can't take IT anymore. besides, i figure if THIS doesn't kill me, the bill will. either way, i don't plan on getting out of this one alive. (takes a few more chugs getting halfway through the pitcher)

bartender: you cant be serious!?

d4: oh im serious alright. seriously! broke!

bartender: (eyes wide as can be shakes head side to side slowly)

d4: yep. (raises pitcher) to LIEf! and everyone who did not want to hurt me by telling me the truth!

I get this and like it..