Are those real Wantta or are you faking it

on you cheek hang geesh dirty man well i.....

as real as a cartoon can get mike

you can touch them if you want

Woooow "PG" site even for cartoons...Nice cartoon

uh huh you what?

if you shake your head up and down they bounce

Hanged lokks like you need a drink

Its true they do......hey "PG" site.....Quit messin with my head

Sorry about this, but the reason I've been away for a bit is...


I had 18 bottle of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else!!!
I said I would, and I proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle, and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drunk one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sink with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I am not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I am not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish.
I don’t know who are me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. Hic

Thanks Mike i was gettin dry shakin my head up and down

I'm a bit dizzy myself...good thing for alcohol to balance everything out again

I like that uk

mike hang you too are silly stop bobbing your making ME sick

Yes.........I am...................
.....Wantta..........trying

ok here is a nice cow to throw into the stew...........anyone have any claws to slice and dice it up with.......................that will keep someone busy and out of the other room

ok, im back again.

No meat here unless it's of the primate variety. I do have a nice banana cream pie though and some strudel available to the first person willing to snog the monkey... :)

Oh s***, and here i thought we were safe

You know monkeys, always popping up where they don't belong...

here i thought you were gonna say poppin out of

Popping is the name of the game, that and accordion hugging...