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Before I kick your grongle on national TV.
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If you bring me on your show I'll have to tell everyone about our affair
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No one wil believe you. Who'd take the word of a monkey over the word of a respectable ice cream licking doc???
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They will when they match your hand print on me **s...Remember that night????
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No, I'm sorry that must be a false memory implanted in your subconscious by my enemies, the little green men from Xenon...
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I did work for NASA for a time?!?!?!? I'm so confused...please counsel me
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OK. First close your eyes. Then take off your diaper.
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But its full now
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Well, at least you're not anal retentive. Now get ready for your prostate exam...
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Puts on latex gloves and approaches the monkey...
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Monkey runs...
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rut roh..........glad my little monkey is in hiding.................
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hi guys!
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No one can hide from Dr. Phil, he's everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Takes out an ice cream cone and waves it around to attract the monkey...
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Chrome dome picking up monkey signals, either that or his diaper needs changing again...
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Monkey changes diaper and leaves old one in Dr. Phils path...
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Dr. Phil picks up diaper, gives it a sniff, then takes out a fork and spoon and digs in...
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Diets are for those who need them, me, I need my protein...
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O.K. Have nothing to say to that...... you win Dr. Phil
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omg I think Im going to be
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