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Where did everyone go... 
chit, you missed my speach!  
They were afraid you might accidentally get long winded. I might add her music rocks too! Particularly enjoyed "End of stick." |
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I love Roberta... and I love Mano.... They're taking me with them on their next camping trip! 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Roberta ROCKS Murdock,,,,I would raise her over my head,,slid her under my head,,flip her upside down and still hold her head,,I would lay her down,,turn her all around,,flip her upside down,,and always keepher around,,she has such hot red lips,,and so many hot red laced slips,,,I want to gobble her up,,and injest her wetness. She is my idol,,,she is my doll,,she is the one I wanna b,,,,,,ll PLEASE TAKE ME ROBERTA,,sweep-me outta my boots,,,,and tell the world we don't give a hoots... Rock my socks off,,,and I'll sock your rock off,,,, 
Just don't,,,PLEASE DON'T,,,,,,,,,step on my sausage when you fix my bacon,,,,or slam my egg when its laid, just fluff my cakes,,,and heat them up hot,,,, Because YOU MAKE ME................................... 
Terry.......really.....what the hell is this
Im dying here, and im LITERALLY OTFLMFAO!!! 
And you guys think that im nuts? 
Ahemmmmmmm, im not the only psycho around here. And heres the proof!!
She is my idol,,,she is my doll,,she is the one I wanna b,,,,,,ll?
Rock my socks off?and I'll sock your rock off?
Just don't,,,PLEASE DON'T,,,,,,,,,step on my sausage when you fix my bacon or slam my egg when its laid?
just fluff my cakes,,,and heat them up hot? 
Its all hilarious but everytime I read this these parts, I laugh till I cry!!
I am copy and pasting this into "My documents", for my "not so good" days!! 
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I LUV Roberta's posts and writings!!!!....but krupa would do her, that makes her a bit suspect.  Roberta krupa
Now Sophie is gonna kick my a$$!!!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 08/12/11 07:10 AM
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I think it would be awesome to hang out with you, and I'd loan you my kid.
Omg, not my dream child? The most beautiful child to ever grace the earth. The angelic, gift from God, sent down from the heavens, to give me goosebumps, everytime I look at him. The boy, with a face that always makes me smile when I look his picture. The first child, I ever saw, that made me pi$$ed that I never had children (not that mine would be anywhere near as perfect as him)The child with the most awesome shade of green/blue eyes ever in history..(I just kinda like her kid, just alittle, can you tell? ) the wonderful,...............................
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Roberta ROCKS Murdock,,,,I would raise her over my head,,slid her under my head,,flip her upside down and still hold her head,,I would lay her down,,turn her all around,,flip her upside down,,and always keepher around,,she has such hot red lips,,and so many hot red laced slips,,,I want to gobble her up,,and injest her wetness. She is my idol,,,she is my doll,,she is the one I wanna b,,,,,,ll PLEASE TAKE ME ROBERTA,,sweep-me outta my boots,,,,and tell the world we don't give a hoots... Rock my socks off,,,and I'll sock your rock off,,,,
Just don't,,,PLEASE DON'T,,,,,,,,,step on my sausage when you fix my bacon,,,,or slam my egg when its laid, just fluff my cakes,,,and heat them up hot,,,, Because YOU MAKE ME...................................
Terry.......really.....what the hell is this
Im dying here, and im LITERALLY OTFLMFAO!!!
And you guys think that im nuts?
Ahemmmmmmm, im not the only psycho around here. And heres the proof!!
She is my idol,,,she is my doll,,she is the one I wanna b,,,,,,ll?
Rock my socks off?and I'll sock your rock off?
Just don't,,,PLEASE DON'T,,,,,,,,,step on my sausage when you fix my bacon or slam my egg when its laid?
just fluff my cakes,,,and heat them up hot?
Its all hilarious but everytime I read this these parts, I laugh till I cry!!
I am copy and pasting this into "My documents", for my "not so good" days!!
I am GLAD it made you laugh,,I was being as silly as I get,,,and it read back to me like,,,WTF?
So,,thats when I felt it would make you lol,,, Now you can pull it out anytime you like and giggle at me... KEEP laughing and I'll keep being NUTS,,,BUT PLEASE STOP THE DAMN SAUSAGE STEPPING ,,,PLEASE,,,,it won't cook up as good as it should IF ya keep flatening it out,,,not to mention its taste.. 
Love ya Lov,,,,  
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 08/12/11 10:58 AM
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Roberta ROCKS Murdock,,,,I would raise her over my head,,slid her under my head,,flip her upside down and still hold her head,,I would lay her down,,turn her all around,,flip her upside down,,and always keepher around,,she has such hot red lips,,and so many hot red laced slips,,,I want to gobble her up,,and injest her wetness. She is my idol,,,she is my doll,,she is the one I wanna b,,,,,,ll PLEASE TAKE ME ROBERTA,,sweep-me outta my boots,,,,and tell the world we don't give a hoots... Rock my socks off,,,and I'll sock your rock off,,,,
Just don't,,,PLEASE DON'T,,,,,,,,,step on my sausage when you fix my bacon,,,,or slam my egg when its laid, just fluff my cakes,,,and heat them up hot,,,, Because YOU MAKE ME...................................
Terry.......really.....what the hell is this
Im dying here, and im LITERALLY OTFLMFAO!!!
And you guys think that im nuts?
Ahemmmmmmm, im not the only psycho around here. And heres the proof!!
She is my idol,,,she is my doll,,she is the one I wanna b,,,,,,ll?
Rock my socks off?and I'll sock your rock off?
Just don't,,,PLEASE DON'T,,,,,,,,,step on my sausage when you fix my bacon or slam my egg when its laid?
just fluff my cakes,,,and heat them up hot?
Its all hilarious but everytime I read this these parts, I laugh till I cry!!
I am copy and pasting this into "My documents", for my "not so good" days!!
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Is the roast over now.........I gotta pee!
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yes...PLEASE go pee
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Roberta's awesome! I'm her biotch.
   
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yes...PLEASE go pee
Oh hey, just gimme that Dixie Cup over there....
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I would do her. so would i
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yes...PLEASE go pee
Oh hey, just gimme that Dixie Cup over there....
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I would do her. so would i
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I would do her. so would i
no, but with you credit card number i can process an order of the dvd for you 
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I would do her. so would i
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I would do her. so would i
no, but with you credit card number i can process an order of the dvd for you
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I would do her. so would i
no, but with you credit card number i can process an order of the dvd for you
 You Go Girl!!!
Get ALL his money!!
Oh wait, I already did that. 
Nevermind.
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I would do her. so would i
no, but with you credit card number i can process an order of the dvd for you
ya get what ya pay for
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I would do her. so would i
no, but with you credit card number i can process an order of the dvd for you
You Go Girl!!!
Get ALL his money!!
Oh wait, I already did that.
Nevermind.
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