Topic: Redneck Verbiage
Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 08/05/11 11:06 AM

Benign - What you be, after you be eight.

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - what doctors do when patients die

Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Colic - a sheep dog

coma- a punctuation mark

D & C - Where Washington is

Dilate - to live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fascinate - i can only fascinate of the 9 buttons on my blouse cuz my boobs are to big

Fester - quicker than someone else

Fibula - a small lie

Genital - a non-Jewish person

GI series - world series of military baseball

Hangnail - what you hang your coat on

Impotent - distinguished, well-known

Labor pain - getting hurt at work

medical staff - a doctor's cane

Morbid - a higher offer

Nitrates - cheaper than day rates

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - a person who has fainted

Pap Smear - A fatherhood test

Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative - a letter carrier

Recovery room - place to do upholstery

Rectum - darn near killed him

Secretion - hiding something

Seizure - a Roman emperor

Tablet - a small table

Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport

Tumor - one plus one more

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - nea

AndyBgood's photo
Fri 08/05/11 11:25 AM
Yall's got it pinned down perty good!

oldhippie1952's photo
Fri 08/05/11 11:57 AM
>>>Fascinate - i can only fascinate of the 9 buttons on my blouse cuz my boobs are to big


Can I help, lady?

Rusty_Knight's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:02 PM
I thought *D C* was "dustin' 'n cleanin'* slaphead

no photo
Sat 08/06/11 01:27 PM
slaphead slaphead slaphead :laughing: :laughing: biggrin biggrin