Topic: How do you know you are sex starved???? | |
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when you look like this <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< I've seen your real pic, so I know that ain't true! If you were starved for sex, you'd be putting your real pic up until you finally got some. And if that's the case, you'd probably be the one to kick the man out of bed afterwards instead. That's where the evil clown face comes in! You're a sweetheart, but more woman than a lot of men can handle. |
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when you look like this <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< I've seen your real pic, so I know that ain't true! If you were starved for sex, you'd be putting your real pic up until you finally got some. And if that's the case, you'd probably be the one to kick the man out of bed afterwards instead. That's where the evil clown face comes in! You're a sweetheart, but more woman than a lot of men can handle. Im glad you remember my real pic,I still look the same..except 3 more tats.. It may sound dumb..but I dont want to seem desperate..and I hate that the only time they do pay attention,is when I put my real pic..thats sounds wak,I know..Putting up the pic gains good and bad. More woman,than alot of men can handle...I would have to agree. |
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When unattracted women start looking sexy to you
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When unattracted women start looking sexy to you i thought alcohol caused that and working in jobs that are dominated(95%) by men. . . . |
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When the batteries die on b.o.b. and you take them out of the mouse
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When unattracted women start looking sexy to you When sheep are cute. |
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when you have a hard on literally more than 12 times in a day and it begins to hurt.but then again im a virgin so im already sex starved Isn't that blue balls? |
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Edited by
62easygoing
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Mon 08/15/11 04:53 PM
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<------------------------you know if, you spend most of your time on this boat. (with no date since 1982.)
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when the fish stop swimming |
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After reading all of this, I am so glad I am not sex starved.
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<------------------------you know if, you spend most of your time on this boat. (with no date since 1982.) Looks like a car to me |
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When females refuse to shake your hand.
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After getting burned on here once, im back for more...could be starved for some love too...
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When unattracted women start looking sexy to you i thought alcohol caused that and working in jobs that are dominated(95%) by men. . . . |
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When your fingers get carpule tunnels ! And hey ! dont knock the sheep.................. I hear they're not Baaaaaaaddd !
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When your ex-wife creep into your thougths
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when ur ex-wife..... Now thats some funny, creepy, S.....t! been there, done that! LOL!
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When I cry when I masturbate. Masturbation can be a most intimate encounter of the inalienable kind. Welcome to Mingle. You will fit in just fine here. |
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When you get into a rageful conversation with a woman and tell her that she doesn't have the balls to take you on.
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