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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 2
Simonedemidova's photo
Thu 08/04/11 10:45 PM

My job sent me out to Boston today for a overnight stay without any expence money and told me they will return my expence's in my next pay. Just venting here this evening.rant


WOW, what a bunch of BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate companies like that!

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Fri 08/05/11 07:08 AM
*waiting*pitchfork

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 10:48 AM
Guess what biotches??? Im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Fri 08/05/11 10:50 AM
Ha Ha Look Biotches..I was the first Biotch in line and on the Biotch List:banana: pitchfork :banana: smooched

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 11:06 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 08/05/11 11:07 AM

Ha Ha Look Biotches..I was the first Biotch in line and on the Biotch List:banana: pitchfork :banana: smooched
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sup' baby???

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Fri 08/05/11 11:33 AM


Ha Ha Look Biotches..I was the first Biotch in line and on the Biotch List:banana: pitchfork :banana: smooched
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sup' baby???





Am so glad you are back Queen Biotchy..:banana: pitchfork smooched :heart: smokin happy :tongue:

Jumper4480's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:37 PM


Ha Ha Look Biotches..I was the first Biotch in line and on the Biotch List:banana: pitchfork :banana: smooched
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sup' baby???


welcome biotch queen,despite of heavy labour your biotch weight still remain.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:37 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 08/05/11 12:48 PM
Edited by Luv2roknroll.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENION, ALL BIOTCHES REPORT TO THE MAIN ROOM IMMEDIATELY, ALL BIOTCHES REPORT TO THE MAIN ROOM IMMEDIATELY!!!



WHERES MY BIOTCHES!!!SPEED IT UP AND GET IN HERE AT ONCE,

*the biotches all gather in the main biotch room*

NOW SILENCE ALL OF YOU!!

I know that you all dont realize, that I have removable eyeballs, and all I have to do is send them where I want them to go, and they will go there, and watch, and upon their arrival back to me, they will tell all that they see.THATS HOW, I KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU BIOTCHES HAVE BEEN A DISGRACE IN MY ABSENCE!!!

When you hear me call your name, step forward, and receive your fate.



2 Kids biotch:You have done an excellent job(and thats not a compliment, a 2 year old could have easily done it)of helping keep order in the biotch club.Therefore you will be rewarded, NOTHING, you may continue to be here, and that is your reward. NOW SIT!!

Eileena biotch:You did an excellent job reopening my club. You will be rewarded 10 tomatos. You may keep them as pets, and when they become to ripe, you will make spaghetti for all the biotches!


Jumper biotch: Your attendance was excellent, however YOU DID NOT SUFFICENTLY(I could not get the Google, to tell me the proper spelling of that word)BIOTCH WHILE YOU WERE HERE!!This club is not a hang-out,or a country club, it is a place for biotches to
gather together, and plot evil ways to demonstrate their biotchness to others, and to biotch to other members of the club, and be a real biotch!You need to "biotch up" Jumper, Therefore you are rewarded NOTHING!NOW SIT!


Trouble biotch: We dont give a rats a$$ if you have a new man your life now, it is no excuse for your atrocious behavior. In 4 pages, you attended ONCE!You can either leave this club, and spend all your time with your new man, or you can leave him and stay with the other biotches,or you can share your new man with the Queen.(I seen that boy, and he is wooooooooo hooooooooo hot, talk about a hottie, OMG, huba huba, somebody get me into a cold shower, so I can cool off!!).

NOW,SIT NOW, while I compose myself!!

Whewwwwwwww,ok, where was I? Oh, therefore you will recieve NOTHING! SIT DOWN!


Simonedemidova biotch, and ALookat biotch: Get a room already!! All you TWO have done in my absence was chase each others tails.Therefore you both recieve, NOTHING! NOW SIT DOWN!!


Iam biotch:That was a galliant effort on your part, to send me a cake, with a file in it........however, YOU FAILED, WHEN THE GUARDS ATE A PIECE OF IT, AND DISCOVERED THE FILE.Therefore you will recieve NOTHING! BE SEATED!!


Holly biotch: Make your own freaken coffee. None of us are here to serve you,unless you tip us handsomly, to do so!But we're not holding our breaths, thinking you might part with some of your money. We know you better than that!!Therefore you recieve NOTHING! NOW SIT DOWN!!


Waterbearing biotch: Dont think the queen, does not know about your attending this idiotic place called "Facebook"!!My eyes have told me that you are THERE, more than HERE!!! Therefore you shall recieve NOTHING!! SIT DOWN!!



Myka biotch: Were you not told, upon your swearing into this club, that you NEVER attend the biotch club, without a biotch tee shirt on. How do I know your not wearing them??? BECAUSE YOUR NOT WEARING ONE NOW!!! NOW SIT!!



Manofewwords biotch: Are you freaken in this club or what? You are not allowed to just hang around the biotch club, hoping to find a peep hole in the shower area!! And I am also aware, of your attempt, to drill one in there!!Luckily, there were too many biotches, around walking the grounds, and your attempt was unsuccessful!! Therefore you are rewarded NOTHING, AND LIKE IT!! NOW SIT YOUR TURTLE A$$ DOWN!!



My king: You tried, I know, but YOU DID A HORRIBLE JOB OF SETTING AN EXAMPLE FOR THE OTHERS! I did not hear you ONCE biotch about anything, and your attendance was ridiculous!! Therefore you will NOT recieve any sex from the queen for one month. And this is non negotionable!

Ladylid biotch: You are here so rarely, that I almost forgot you, TWICE!! Now,either attend the club, or go and join the invisible club, since that seems to be what you are best at!


I see that Sunset Rose biotch, Find me biotch,Lacileo biotch,and Kissable kiss biotch, have quit the biotch club, and if not, THEY HAD BETTER GET IN HERE!! One or 2 visits to this club does not make you a a member!!




You may all be excused now to go ruin somebodys day, and carry on with your bad selves, except for Crystal ball biotch. Come over here to me.....

Crystal ball biotch: Use the powers of your crystal ball, and tell me, what do you see in my future? Do you see iron bars, chow lines, cement floors, bunk beds made of wood, prison guards, or a departure of your queen in the future? I must know!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Jumper4480's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:46 PM
Let the biotch eyeballs come to me I need extra eyeball biotch.

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Fri 08/05/11 12:51 PM
Edited by 2KidsMom on Fri 08/05/11 12:53 PM
Im here...pitchfork


and... pissed, I lost a smexy man in the bubbles ..somehownowaylaugh :tongue:

in that damn... take a bubble bath thread.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:52 PM



Ha Ha Look Biotches..I was the first Biotch in line and on the Biotch List:banana: pitchfork :banana: smooched
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sup' baby???





Am so glad you are back Queen Biotchy..:banana: pitchfork smooched :heart: smokin happy :tongue:
Yes, its wonderful to be back...flowerforyou

hang on my roomate is trying to tell me something...whoa

LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, IM ON MINGLE AGAIN, SO DO NOT DISTURB ME AT ALL, YOU GOT THAT YOU DORK, OR IM GONNA KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT!!!

Ok, where was I, Oh yeah, its wonderful to be back!!flowerforyou laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:54 PM



Ha Ha Look Biotches..I was the first Biotch in line and on the Biotch List:banana: pitchfork :banana: smooched
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sup' baby???


welcome biotch queen,despite of heavy labour your biotch weight still remain.
Bite me biotch! Go look at your skinny biotch a$$, before you start talkin about mine!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:55 PM

Im here...pitchfork


and... pissed, I lost a smexy man in the bubbles ..somehownowaylaugh :tongue:

in that damn... take a bubble bath thread.
I missed a bubble bath thread??

Was there a slideshow!! Damnit I love slideshows!!!laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 12:57 PM

Let the biotch eyeballs come to me I need extra eyeball biotch.
You need an extra eyeball??

Who are you, "Sammy Davis Jr??".laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

bastet126's photo
Fri 08/05/11 01:13 PM
it's about time biotch!!! the crystal ball says roknroll ain't noise pollution, long live rok.... your reign here, long, your imprisonments.... it's not so sure of, but, it says should it come to that, there will be PB&J rather than bologna sammiches laugh laugh . welcome back queen biotch. :banana:

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 08/05/11 01:14 PM

My king: You tried, I know, but YOU DID A HORRIBLE JOB OF SETTING AN EXAMPLE FOR THE OTHERS! I did not hear you ONCE biotch about anything, and your attendance was ridiculous!! Therefore you will NOT recieve any sex from the queen for one month. And this is non negotionable!


Me? Not setting a good example? As if it's the first time I've ever heard THAT one! laugh Well, yes, my attendance was horrible, but that's only because I was busy trying to bust you out of the slammer. No sex for a month? Gee, like that's something new. tears THAT I should be biotching about! frustrated frustrated frustrated

Jumper4480's photo
Fri 08/05/11 01:19 PM


Let the biotch eyeballs come to me I need extra eyeball biotch.
You need an extra eyeball??

Who are you, "Sammy Davis Jr??".laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

not sammy davis am yet to descover myself biotch laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 01:19 PM

it's about time biotch!!! the crystal ball says roknroll ain't noise pollution, long live rok.... your reign here, long, your imprisonments.... it's not so sure of, but, it says should it come to that, there will be PB&J rather than bologna sammiches laugh laugh . welcome back queen biotch. :banana:
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY???

Is that on white or wheat bread? And what will my choice of jellies be??

This is important chit here. I might wanna go for that!!P,B&J's for life!! Woooo Hooo!!

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Fri 08/05/11 01:20 PM
Edited by 2KidsMom on Fri 08/05/11 01:22 PM

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 08/05/11 01:21 PM


My king: You tried, I know, but YOU DID A HORRIBLE JOB OF SETTING AN EXAMPLE FOR THE OTHERS! I did not hear you ONCE biotch about anything, and your attendance was ridiculous!! Therefore you will NOT recieve any sex from the queen for one month. And this is non negotionable!


Me? Not setting a good example? As if it's the first time I've ever heard THAT one! laugh Well, yes, my attendance was horrible, but that's only because I was busy trying to bust you out of the slammer. No sex for a month? Gee, like that's something new. tears THAT I should be biotching about! frustrated frustrated frustrated
Keep up your crap, and ill make it 2.grumble laugh

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