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I didn't know where to put this, I decided since it is in the interest of comedy that I should put it here.
What I want is for people to post the worst/ most funny "pick up lines" you've ever heard here so other people can laugh about them. I'll start us off: (Classic one)"Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them!" "Hey, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed Rock!" |
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Baby, are you tired? Cuz you've been running though my mind alllllll night.
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Or how about this:
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? From a country song |
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Do you lie on your stomach in bed. If not, do you mind if I do?
  
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Smile if you want to sleep with me!
I knew it. |
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"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see."
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That is sneaky sweetguygeorge
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Not a pick-up line, but...
Do you know that look women get when they want to sleep with you? Good, neither do I. |
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excuse me miss, do you have any italian in you?
no why? do you want some? |
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I lost my pants, can I get in yours?
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do u know martial arts?
cuz ur body is kickin |
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I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?
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I can't find my way home can I follow you home?
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You know, I was never too good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69.
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remember my name you'll be screaming it later
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You must have a mirror in your pocket because I see me in your pants
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( A Classic from Alabama )
Nice shoe, wanna **** ? |
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What you need is a lot of me wrapped around you on a cold night.
Classic from the 1st Rocky movie. |
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I lost my phone number can I have yours? Duh LOL!!
B |
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