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Topic: 5 More Rules For Simple Living
Dict8's photo
Wed 07/13/11 06:37 AM
1. DO NOT take drugs that make you stay up for 3-4 days in a row. They are no good....

2. Use Ivory Soap. It's 99.94% pure...and it floats.

3. DO NOT take drugs that make you sleep 3-4 days in a row. They are no good.....

4. DO NOT worry about what the .06% "un-pure" substance is.

5. Move South.
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Wed 07/13/11 12:58 PM
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Dict8's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:02 PM
drinker
Teditis's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:23 PM
...I wasn't "worried". Just a bit concerned.
Dict8's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:26 PM

...I wasn't "worried". Just a bit concerned.
What the hell are you babbling about now, Ted!!???

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Teditis's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:30 PM
laugh Just babbling...

that .06%, "worried" seemed like such a strong word.
Dict8's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:31 PM

laugh Just babbling...

that .06%, "worried" seemed like such a strong word.
Well....by all means you should worry. It is an "un-pure" substance.......

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Teditis's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:34 PM
Well, I did kinda panic at first.
But then I figured the other 99.94% would wash it off, see?
Dict8's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:36 PM

Well, I did kinda panic at first.
But then I figured the other 99.94% would wash it off, see?
O.K. I see logic in that. Hey, Ted.....check out the C is for Cookie thread. You'll get a kick outta' it......

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Wed 07/13/11 01:36 PM
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Dict8's photo
Wed 07/13/11 01:42 PM
Yes....I am aware that I contradicted myself.........

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Dict8's photo
Sat 07/16/11 03:38 AM
No worries.......

smokin (Subconsciously worries that smoking is killing him......)

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ArtGurl's photo
Sun 07/17/11 10:16 AM
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Dict8's photo
Sun 07/17/11 05:11 PM
Thank you!

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