Not one single person in the group was anywhere near close to being Plain Jane. We are talking a lot of corpulent flesh and Aesthetically Challenged to the last one. I didn't vomit but man did that kill my buzz and I walked away while mother nature played out in a Calligulan Festival.

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I had a friend wake up in a bed full of swingers one morning. Needless to say he quit drinking. He claims to not remembering what happened. I thought the funny part was his refusal to describe the group. This goes with a camping trip I was on YEARS ago. On the far end of the camp ground we were at in Frazier Park there was a party going on as was one going on on our end of the camp ground. There were about 20 of us. being drunk I wandered off to see what was going on at the other party. I had been drinking my share and I thought that affected my sight becasue what I walked upon in the other party made no sense. All I could see was a writhing pink mass of naked human flesh (Like something out of Dante's Inferno) punctuated by piercings and tattoos. When I made sense of what I was seeing a full blown orgy was going on. Not one single person in the group was anywhere near close to being Plain Jane. We are talking a lot of corpulent flesh and Aesthetically Challenged to the last one. I didn't vomit but man did that kill my buzz and I walked away while mother nature played out in a Calligulan Festival. I returned to our camp and people mistook my dazed expression for one of someone who was polluted drunk. I was dead sober before getting back to my camp. I was asked what I had seen so I said "An Orgy" which resulted in several of the others who were stag on our trip like me to head on over to see what was up (and get in on some action). Those who didn't leave asked me why I wasn't enjoying myself so I told them to wait for an answer on that becasue they would not believe me if I told them. It wasn't long before the group arrived and described what I had seen and were pissed as hell at me for not warning them. One guy was actually mad enough to want to pick a fight with me. I flatly told him to his face none of them would have believed me if I had warned him and on top of that I was still grappling with almost having my eyes melt down on me. That was one trip we talked about for a long time. Seeing those folks in day light compounded the mental devastation I suffered from that night. They were not bad people per say. Its just the whole sea of flesh thing was so...

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It was funny though how several guys had their hopes up and then had them dashed on the rocks. There is dark comedy in this. The kind of stuff a movie producer would do in a flick for shock value. Kind of like a warped version of Porkies!