do you need a virgin?

Morning Biotches its time to wake up and make people shake their heads because I'm so much better than them

Yeah good morning.., I see your still wearing that same dress you had on yesterday and don't tell us you have two of the same kind Biotchey,

Yeah good morning.., I see your still wearing that same dress you had on yesterday and don't tell us you have two of the same kind Biotchey,

I change and shower ever day..
I may be a biotch but I am not a nasty one

HELLO FELLOW BIOTCHES!! (yes im yelling, shut up)

THIS IS MY NEW CLUB...

"THE BIOTCH CLUB".

Its time all of us biotches, all band together as one, and spread our biotchyness all around Mingle!!

Are you wondering if you belong here???

YOU BELONG HERE IF.........

1) You have ever been called, a "biotch".
2) You look like, a biotch.
3) You talk like, a biotch.
4) Everyone thinks your, a biotch.
5) You've tried, but you just cant stop being, a biotch.
6) You and all your friends, are biotches.
7) Even children think your, a biotch.
8) Your dog or cat, cant take anymore, of your biotchen at them, all the time.
9) People yell "biotch" at you often, when you are driving.
10) Your parents think your, a biotch.
11) Your spouse thinks your, a biotch, and tells you regularly.
12)"I" even think your, a biotch.
13) When people are asked to discribe you in one word, they say,
shes, a "biotch".
14) Your too much of a biotch, to even care that people think you are, a biotch.
15) All you ever do is, biotch.
16) You look up, biotch, in the dictionary, and theres your picture.
17) Your parents almost named you, biotch.
18) Your even a bigger biotch, than all the other biotches, that you know.
19) Your friends all chipped in, and bought you a shirt that says, biotch.
20)Your proud to be, a, biotch.




SO COME ON LADIES...

SIGN UP FOR "THE BIOTCH CLUB" NOW...

AND LETS GET THIS BIOTCHEN STARTED!!!

(this is all eileena's fault, I take no responsibility for it).

TO SIGN UP, YOU MUST REPORT HERE, AND TELL US WHY YOU THINK YOU BELONG IN THIS CLUB??

What up biotches!!!!!!


Who wants to be my biotch!!!!

Thats my biotch!

Last night I get an email from some 27 year old from parts unknown
His email read
I luv dogs...I can also luv you.

Does this mean he is confused as to what kind a Biotch I am ?

Yeah...I guess so.
Younger ones wants you to pleeze gurl teach me the sez.

Can I join and just ***** about $h!t ?

Thats not quite how it works here captain!