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| Topic: Mom Accused of Spraying Cops With Breast Milk | |
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I'm wondering if now she will have some additional charges for being a lactating mom and having so much alcohol in her milk. I am assuming she had A LOT of alcohol in her to whip her boob out and fire away at the cops, I know I would have. It's quite uncomfortable to produce milk and NOT feed the baby. There are things than can be done to stop producing milk if one isn't using it. I would only wonder why she wouldn't do that. Maybe she keeps producing it as a weapon for times like these... : ) |
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I'm wondering if now she will have some additional charges for being a lactating mom and having so much alcohol in her milk. I am assuming she had A LOT of alcohol in her to whip her boob out and fire away at the cops, I know I would have. You don't have to be a lactating mom to have milk coming from your boobs. I have seen women to have 'false pregnancy" symptoms which included that side effect. Maybe drinking could also have something to do with the side effect. I have seen alcoholic women, not pregnant, never been pregnant with milk oozing from their boobs. This case does give me an idea though. I'm going to buy a squirt gun and fill it with ink. |
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this is an utter failure...
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maybe so..
i still laughed my *** off over the visual i got while reading it.. |
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maybe so.. i still laughed my *** off over the visual i got while reading it.. i actually meant it as an "udder" failure.. |
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Assault with a dairy weapon! 
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WMD ~ Weapon of Milk Distrabution
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WMD ~ Weapon of Milk Distrabution
   
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I wonder how far it would even shoot though.........
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Edited by
ImRu2
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Wed 06/29/11 07:54 PM
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I wonder how far it would even shoot though......... Depends on how much presure you could put on it.. Think about it they would never see it comming, and instead of a trojan horse we could have a trojan boob  
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I wonder how far it would even shoot though......... Depends on how much presure you could put on it.. Think about it they would never see it comming, and instead of a trojan horse we could have a trojan boob
I want one of those! 
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A drunken Ohio woman was arrested Saturday after she allegedly sprayed sheriff’s deputies with breast milk, the Delaware County Sheriff's Office said. It beats vomit, saliva and blood which is what we usually got sprayed at us. |
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A drunken Ohio woman was arrested Saturday after she allegedly sprayed sheriff’s deputies with breast milk, the Delaware County Sheriff's Office said. It beats vomit, saliva and blood which is what we usually got sprayed at us. Yup, and the cops got a free show out of it also! 
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assault with a high pressure nuzzle
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assault with a high pressure nuzzle How do you know it's high pressure? |
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Well she nailed somebody standing a few feet away so must've had
some Ooomph in there. Cues Bob Hope - "Thanks for the mammaries" |
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I bet the cops were more turned on then anything
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Only in Ohio...........
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I bet the cops were more turned on then anything  
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