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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would You replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That Would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would You give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm Sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would You take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, Those are always good times." WIFE: "Would She use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- Silence -- HUSBAND: "Sh it."    
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Awesome :-)
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