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Edited by
CeriseRose
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Maybe Gas Prices Aren't All That Bad You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive? Here's the per gallon cost of some common items that should puts things in perspective: Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 - $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 - $9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 - $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 - $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 - $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 - $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 1 oz $1.39 - $177.94 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 - $84.48 per gallon Evian water 9 oz $1.49 - $21.19 per gallon Super Glue .07 oz $1.50 - $2,688.00 per gallon ....and the buyers don't even know the source. So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil, whiteout, or super glues. 
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Edited by
CeriseRose
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Bible Questions and Answers Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice. Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic! Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions! 
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Maybe Gas Prices Aren't All That Bad You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive? Here's the per gallon cost of some common items that should puts things in perspective: Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 - $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 - $9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 - $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 - $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 - $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 - $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 1 oz $1.39 - $177.94 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 - $84.48 per gallon Evian water 9 oz $1.49 - $21.19 per gallon Super Glue .07 oz $1.50 - $2,688.00 per gallon ....and the buyers don't even know the source. So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil, whiteout, or super glues.
www.raptureready.com LoL, that is funny. I mean yeah it's true, just most people don't think of it that way. Just think it's funny. |
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Bible Questions and Answers[/] Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice. Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic! Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
www.raptureready.com Rofl, THANK YOU. Hilarious. |
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Edited by
CeriseRose
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Land Lord Letters The following are real examples of letters that have been sent into Landlords. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. 
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Edited by
CeriseRose
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Tue 05/31/11 08:51 PM
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Thanks for the laugh CeriseRose
 I needed that tonight
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Thanks for the laugh CeriseRose I needed that tonight
Sincerely, CeriseRose |
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