Topic: One for the Christians...
AndyBgood's photo
Thu 05/26/11 10:13 PM
Your chuckle for the day!!!!


God said, 'Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for Me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down
Into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

God explained it to
Him. Then God said,
'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a River?'

God explained that
To him, & then said,
'Go over to the hill....'

Adam said, 'What is a
Hill?'

So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, 'On
The other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?'

After God explained,
He said, 'In the cave
You will find a woman..'

Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

So God explained
That to him, too..

Then, God said, 'I
Want you to
Reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do
I do that?'

God 1st said (under
His breath), 'Geez.....'

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down
Into the valley,

Across the river, &
Over the hill, into the
Cave, & finds the
Woman.

Then, in about 5 Minutes, he was back.

God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is it
Now?'

And Adam said....

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(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE THIS!!!!!!)

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'What's a headache?'

kaylala's photo
Thu 05/26/11 10:50 PM
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LOVE IT!