Topic: So today Jesus was supposed to come. | |
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Has anybody seen him?
Did you get left behind? The day is not over yet... are you packed? |
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But yet, we still have to be ready for we do not know where, how, why or when we're gonna die.
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yeah jesus just faxed me a letter,weird the fax machine didn't ring,anyways his dad and him decided to postpone it till december of 2012 till lucifer can do something with the overcrowding in hell
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But yet, we still have to be ready for we do not know where, how, why or when we're gonna die. but we are gonna...thats a fact.. |
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did anybody check his facebook status?
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I seen him cutting the neighbor's yard!
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Still missing!
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Oh I just thought he had forgotten Australia, happy to see it wasnt just us..
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Nope nothing happening here.........wait a minute hold that thought, I see a bunch of smoke in the air outside.......
Nevermind false alarm, was coming from a chimney. |
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a volcano in Iceland erupted today... does that count?
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a volcano in Iceland erupted today... does that count? I got one better, an earthquake happened SOMEWHERE. What do you mean that happens every day? |
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Well they said that all that are left behind are unworthy. Maybe all of mankind is in the same category after all. No special status for anyone.
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Well they said that all that are left behind are unworthy. Maybe all of mankind is in the same category after all. No special status for anyone. haha i've been thinking that all day... |
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a volcano in Iceland erupted today... does that count? I got one better, an earthquake happened SOMEWHERE. What do you mean that happens every day? ?? i'm not following you here |
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a volcano in Iceland erupted today... does that count? I got one better, an earthquake happened SOMEWHERE. What do you mean that happens every day? ?? i'm not following you here Was getting at how it was mentioned there would be earthquakes today lol. Stay with me now. |
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a volcano in Iceland erupted today... does that count? I got one better, an earthquake happened SOMEWHERE. What do you mean that happens every day? ?? i'm not following you here Was getting at how it was mentioned there would be earthquakes today lol. Stay with me now. oh, there was... about 50 in turkey alone...i think the biggest was in new Zealand,(5.6) or the Philippines (5.2) and japan (5.5)... but no rapture that i know of... .. |
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Edited by
greeneyeman
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Sun 05/22/11 03:10 AM
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Actually it is said New Zealand has 14,000 a year! Wow that is amazing or a flat out lie! I would have to research more on that.
Yes ....who knows maybe a Jesus will come in the form of a spaceship. The creators of the human race will visit us. They will be pleased that so many of us have reproduced for their daily consumption! Who knows the truth about this....anything is possible~ Maybe they send invisible drones like in Star Wars to see how many we are. If we reach 20 billion (if the planet can sustain so many people) they will come for us! Let your imagination flow and you will come up with so many conclusions. By the way every 6th person in Miami is named Jesus down here. It is a common Spanish name for the men because of the heavy influence of Catholiscm. So yeah Jesus came here by the many already! lol |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 05/22/11 05:10 PM
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Actually it is said New Zealand has 14,000 a year! Wow that is amazing or a flat out lie! I would have to research more on that. Yes ....who knows maybe a Jesus will come in the form of a spaceship. The creators of the human race will visit us. They will be pleased that so many of us have reproduced for their daily consumption! Who knows the truth about this....anything is possible~ I think the return of the gods has been a story for a couple of thousand years. The god's probably being aliens. I think years ago humans were devastated when their alien slave masters left them to fend for themselves. Remember how there were human sacrifices to the Gods in the Mayan culture? I think there were probably aliens there who actually ate human flesh and drank human blood. The significance of the holy land and the temple mount has to do with them. It is the place they first landed and created Adam and Eve. The reason so many people fight over that spot is because they believe that when their god returns, that is where they will return to. There is supposedly a huge underground city there. A lot of the tunnels have been blocked off and sealed up. The war in the middle east will be a war over that particular place. |
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You never know. Anything is possible. :)
One thing is that I don't want to be eaten by an alien. I hope that day will never come! |
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You never know. Anything is possible. :) One thing is that I don't want to be eaten by an alien. I hope that day will never come! They prefer children, and chocolate is poison to them. So eat a lot of chocolate and give chocolate to your kids. |
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