Subject: health plan

A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS BEING SHOWN AROUND THE HOSPITAL
WHEN DURING HER

TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS MASTURBATING
FURIOUSLY. "OH MY GOD

SCREAMED THE WOMAN, "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT??" THE
DOCTOR WHO WAS

LEADING THE TOUR CALMLY EXPLAINED, "I'M VERY SORRY THAT YOU WERE
EXPOSED TO THAT, BUT

THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE HIS TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL
WITH SEMEN, AND IF HE

DOESN'T DO THAT AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY, HE'LL BE IN EXTREME PAIN AND
HIS TESTICLES COULD

EASILY RUPTURE." "OH WELL, IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," COMMENTED
THE WOMAN. IN THE VERY

NEXT ROOM, A MALE PATIENT WAS LYING IN BED AND IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT A
NURSE WAS

PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON HIM. AGAIN, THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD!!
HOW CAN THAT BE

JUSTIFIED?" AGAIN THE DOCTOR SPOKE VERY CALMLY, "SAME ILLNESS, BETTER
HEALTH PLAN."